'life is short, but also like terribly and insufferably long at the same time.' ... 'I am offended, I am angry, I am very tired. So I'm going to take a nap.'
How I thought my life would be at 25: own house, married, maybe a kid, definitely a dog
How my life actually is at 25: none of that, but I just followed a pigeon on Instagram
So when Russia attacks Ukraine… the world is outraged and it’s a war crime. Trump attacks Venezuela… and its “liberation”? Israel attacks Palestine and its “self defence”? Have you people heard yourselves?
If somone says that the older generation "are from another era" regarding racism & anti-immigration, I'll remember the man in his 80's & his neighbour, a brown immigrant, who he took for his driving test & teaching him Welsh phrases as they sat together on the train home.
I'm in no denial that I'm the failure of my family.
Was I the first & only to go to uni? Yes, & I'm proud of that.
But am I the only grandkid working a minimum wage job, single & still living at home despite being the oldest?
Also yes
This shit hurts. I wanted more in life
If you'd have told me a few weeks ago I'd be using my free vote for Shakira & Harry I'd have told you thay you were mad. But here we are
#LoveIsland
I dunno, I just feel like if you're the last table in an establishment, the bartender is literally just waiting for you to leave, tells you twice that they're aiming to close up at 9:30, you shouldn't have the audacity to keep drinking until 10:45
But that's just me
"We won't be coming next year" (thus is a yearly summer event for their company) Thats fine because the caterers are refusing to ever cater for you again after not just your little temper tantrum, but the fact your people swore at her 15y/o waitresses
(She was a bitch last yr)
"I'm not being petty or childish" says the woman who kicked off because the staff who were working her event in 27° heat DARED to have the scraps of food that were destined for the bin
Your right, you're not being petty or childish, you're being petty, childish AND spiteful
"You're just waiting for us to leave so you can lock up aren't you?"
"Yea."
"Okay, this is our last round."
*proceeds to buy 2 more rounds and tells me to smile as I'm getting visibly more annoyed*
Rule 1 of working in a bar, don't get excited when it looks like everyone is gone and think "I'll be out of here in 20" cause more people will turn up and you'll actually be there for another 2 and a half hrs 🙃