WHEREStheBEER

work hard ~ play hard

[WHEREStheBEER @LR_Scothorn]

It's #MyTwitterAnniversary! I have been on Twitter for 5 years (since 15 Apr 2013).
And you? https://t.co/RiLbqfXmtm

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I've been thinking about how much I hate cats. Unless they're orange, orange cats seem smarter than the rest.

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Thunderstruck came on the sky turned black and wind picked up. Then here comes the sun came on and the sun came out. #Q104

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Son of a bitch give me a drink

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I always buy stuff I don't like cause it says it has bonus air miles but like fuck what do I get to redeem them for a spatula in three years

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National Lampoons Christmas Vacation is the best Christmas movie so old and cheesy yet a long lived classic 👏🏼👍🏼👌🏼

[Josh @JoshGarden96]

At that age I don't care if i get a single thing for christmas as long as the fam's good

[Josh @JoshGarden96]

"Trade ya a fruit roll-up for a smoke"

[WHEREStheBEER @LR_Scothorn]

The new Chevy cruise has 4G LTE WIFI, but will it drive through an 8 ft snow bank, no not likely. 👏🏼

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I'll bet 30 air miles Trudeau takes the big house. I'm gonna be pissed if I loose those

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Was going to make something for supper then was going to go pick something up eventually arrived at the verdict of delivery #LazyAsFuck

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Close the malls, gas stations, and grocery stores for thanksgiving but the NSLC 😞

[Josh @JoshGarden96]

I only come back home to see Beau and get loatit with don and @LR_Scothorn

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Why do computers go to 99% downloaded in ten seconds and then stay on 99 for a half hour?

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Hey who wants to drink beer and cover the corn pile

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I'd hate to be the CEO of Volkswagen right now

[WHEREStheBEER @LR_Scothorn]

People check under their bed for the boogeyman, the boogeyman checks under his bed for Dennis Crawford.