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[monya @terriblemel]

how it feels to genuinely wish the worst forms of dеath humanly possible to my ascendant teammates that dont know what a 4.8k green investment is

[Christina Tasty @ChristinaTasty]

I like how the Chaos gods are all super chill and not evil at all.

Khorne - I don't care what you do so long as you keep doing this one thing too
Slaanesh - Have fun! Keep having fun!
Nurgle - You have a cold? What if that was like, the best thing ever?
Tzeentch - Hey hey people

[ʜᴏʟʟᴏᴡᴛɪᴅᴇ @Hollowtide]

Me in Hauler with 9 loot bags around me.

[Maoist Landlord™️ @fleshsimulator]

Keep a portable jump starter/air compressor in your car.

If you aren’t a gun guy, buy a PSA Dagger ($299), add an Osight SE ($160), a Braun TRL ($50), and a JK 105 CCX 9 ($420). Keep it on top of your refrigerator and loaded with hollow points. Don’t buy something retarded like a Mosin or a .44 revolver for home defense.

Extremely sour candies halt panic attacks

If you’re trying to start dating someone, talk to them in person or at the very least on the phone 3x as much as you text them, at least to start out

Replace all four tires at the same time. Suck it up. Don’t just do two. It’s cheaper and that way you don’t end up going down an off ramp in the rain and getting traction only on the front or back and totally losing control of the car

[Porkfry @porkfrydeluxe]

@LRGConnor who invited blood to the fireteam???
#Marathon

[RUINER 2 @ruinergame]

Death is earned. Welcome back to Rengkok, Ruiners.

Wishlist RUINER 2 on Steam: https://t.co/RDlnts3V7Z

[lrg_goblin @LRGConnor]

@geoffkeighley This game fucking sucks

[lrg_goblin @LRGConnor]

@rawdawgcomics Older than the 90s but what about OG Astro Boy

[lrg_goblin @LRGConnor]

@privatebirb @Aeter_Night @rawdawgcomics Great idea but I was too lazy plus I wanted to smoke em

[lrg_goblin @LRGConnor]

Im da dawg baby

[RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics]

Awesome couple from Instagram went as stahli and bingus for Halloween

[lrg_goblin @LRGConnor]

@rawdawgcomics Hey thats me!

[The Last Homely House @AHomelyHouse]

We had a pope in the 12th century who died leading a battle against the Roman Senate.

[The Mac Miller Memoir @MacMillerMemoir]

10 years of GO:OD AM 🥱

Friday, October 24th

["D." Fool @FoolOfD]

If someone in Mississippi pays $139 to go to the dentist for a cleaning and someone in Chongjing pays $19 to go to the dentist for a cleaning, the person in Mississippi contributes over 7 times more to the GDP despite receiving the exact same services.

[Antifa HR Director @berniehoe2]

Goddamn israelis get free college on our fucking dime. I’m so sick of this pyramid scheme ass country that’s ran by literal pedos.

[Sketel 🇯🇲 @rieslingbeauty]

As a result of ADHD, all my motivation is external. I’m motivated by spite, pressure, last minute deadlines, suffering, fear, proving my point, etc. If my world isn’t about to fall apart, I’m chilling. So, unfortunately all my lessons are learned the hard way lmaoooo

[📕 @SwampCommunist]

Gotta go apologize to some conspiracy theorists from 2008 brb