isabel

We're going to hell so bring your sunblock

[John @iam_johnw]

dawn staley wearing no South Carolina clothing and wearing balenciaga while getting blown out is diabolical lmao

[Jack (not a burner) @_jackmcpherson]

BREAKING: Kirby Smart has signed Tiger Woods to a lifetime contract

[Joe @UFLORIDAJOE]

Two small children will now grow up without a father because politics have become people’s religion.

[Aidan Kearney @DoctorTurtleboy]

Not guilty on everything except OUI. Karen Read is free.

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Shedeur Sanders got prank called by someone pretending to be from an NFL team and they said

“Have to wait a little longer”

[¹⁰ @HoodiGarland]

Shedeur Sanders every time a name is called

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

Probably delivering a human child back to their tribe at the end of the Ice Age

[Boston Cream 🍩 @BostonCream]

Me trying to enjoy Drake Maye despite this chaotic mess of a roster.

[isabel @lSABABE]

Guy on the weather channel is reporting in front of a boat named BBSea🤣

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

me: ok im for real going to go to bed early tonight

my brain: hey so unfortunately you gotta research what kind of whale is the biggest whale

[isabel @lSABABE]

@DoctorTurtleboy This is so bad. How does he still have a job? I dated the son of 2 cops in Florida (he was also a cop) and every time we all went out together off duty I had to drive if they had 1 sip of alcohol. Not worth losing your job over although thats clearly not this guys biggest problem

[isabel @lSABABE]

Just went to renew my passport and they told me I need my moms signature I’M 27 YEARS OF AGE SIRRRR🤣💀

[isabel @lSABABE]

wore my first sweatshirt of the year today. truly snug as a bug in a rug

[DEAF AND BLIND AND DUMB AND BORN TO FOLLOW @binahbortion]

killing myself POSTPONED!!!!!

[isabel @lSABABE]

Congrats to Trevor Lawrence!!

[The Sporting News @sportingnews]

Haley Van Voorhis became the first female non-kicker to appear in an college football game 👏

She plays safety at D-III Shenandoah University.

[𓆩𓆪 @lilvampxi]

every girl deserves love but i deserve a huge amount of money and plane tickets around the world

[isabel @lSABABE]

Tbh toast with melted butter, cinnamon, and sugar is more powerful than most schedule II narcotics

[isabel @lSABABE]

chad michael murray still got it fr

[Lucas @illiterate_ish]

Going on a reverse mission trip.. headed to Utah to teach people the joys of sinning