Lori Schlabach

NYC transplant. World traveler. Beach bum. Self-healer. Nonprofit Ops nerd.

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I unlocked $43 Rush tickets for English on @TodayTix. Tap here: https://t.co/ijp7JcQsIX

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@Gibboanxious When someone lays down on a bed with their shoes on. Who does that????

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@ReignOfApril You need a high credit score to rent an apartment but said score isn’t impacted by your history of paying your rent on time. Make it make sense.

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@whotfisjovana Papyrus

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@LissaJoStewart I’m straight and she’s 100 % hotter. That mustache is repulsive

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@alibrooke4ever I am pretty sure a key reason I changed my major is because I hated my 8am accounting class because it was at 8 am

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@OrrWut @politicalmath Also Berlin

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@EudaimoniaEsq Another Ohio town : Berlin but they pronounce it like it rhymes with “Merlin.” Rumor has it they changed the pronunciation during WW2 which, if true, good call.

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@Cynicity_ @J3M1LYS I sobbed when they broke up lol. Oh 14-year-old me…. 😂

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@sioneva @imagin8ion @baddestmamajama There were two Jennifer’s in my dorm suite, three in the room across the hall and a couple more a few doors down!

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@Whotfismick Homefront. My first introduction to Kyle Chandler and John Slattery.

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@CalltoActivism But doesn’t Trump love the poorly educated?

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@isabelunraveled You don’t need Botox. Your skin looks amazing. Also ignore the “shoulds” of society’s timeline.

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@Annie_Wu_22 I love Simone and Jordan but I’m also glad Rebecca finally got gold. She’s amazing.

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#MacysFireworks and #nbc - Choices were made tonight and they were not good choices.

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@dremilyportermd I assume this has something to do with their purchase of One medical

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@theofficetv It’s a great one but Brooklyn 99’s was better

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@mattsheffield I have a hard time taking pills seriously because only old people answer unknown phone numbers. So this has to be pretty skewed towards boomers.

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@erfloewen Peanut butter filled pretzels.

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@fatfabfeminist Reading this from a plane with my carry on above me.