Lenny

[John Bourscheid 🇺🇸 🚀 @bourscheid]

🚨BREAKING: Some in Congress, even Republicans, are noting Trump feels safe enough to attend an NBA Finals game at MSG, in an arena full of people who hate him.

They are questioning why $1 billion of constituents’ tax money needs to go to a ballroom safe space vanity project.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

Reminder: Trump was president during the election he says was rigged, and when Dems were in charge he won — which means either they really suck at rigging elections or he is full of shit. (Hint: it’s the latter)

[Donhammed Trumpistan @TheRealDon85]

If you think California is taking a long time to count votes... wait until you hear how long the Trump Administration is taking to release the Epstein Files

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

For 5 years he’s been promising evidence.

When asked for any, he responds like a little toddler.

Such a bitch

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

He lies like the rest of us breathe

[Andrew Lynch @andrewglynch]

Twitter acting shocked that the Georgetown and Yale-educated son of a six-term senator, two-term VP and one-term president is intelligent, well-informed and a good communicator

[Brandon Wolf @bjoewolf]

“Last time, you told me to shut up —“

“And I’ll tell you to shut up again…you work for My Pillow Guy? That’s not journalism.”

😆😆

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Happy 1 year anniversary to this tweet.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Has a gay person ever knocked on your door to convert you? Because Christians do it all the fucking time you hypocritical dipshit

[Tim @trouble_man90]

Hunter Biden coming back to Twitter

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

“Four republicans betrayed the party”

Nigga 207 republicans betrayed the country

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Ashleyy @dontsippy]

When Mamdani was running, CNN had plenty of segments about how he was unqualified and inexperienced to be mayor. Now they’re giving reality TV star Spencer Pratt positive coverage and openly rooting for him, lol.

[anna (In Play, Chad(s)) @rockmeannadeus]

the only guy to get hit in the head for a living and not turn into a slobbering bigot. he's the fucking man

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

YOU MOTHER FUCKER

[BakerMuse @MuseBaker]

- Osama Bin Laden in 2001

[Potato Snail 🥔🐌 @I_love_snailsss]

Counting or not counting toy violence