7 facts of life:
1. Feminism is evil
2. Money isn’t real
3. Covid was a scam
4. Netflix is propaganda
5. University is pointless
6. Men can’t get pregnant
7. There are only two genders
Bonus: Your government doesn’t care about you
Mick Lynch’s salary is decided by his members.
When he was elected he suggested to his members that he should take a pay cut.
They agreed.
He doesn’t get any ‘bonuses’.
He donates his salary on strike days to the dispute hardship fund.
Let’s hope this sinks in.
Not all heroes wear capes 🦸♀️... Some come to the darts dressed as zoo animals! 🦒🦈
We take a look at today's best dressed in the Fans' Village on Day Two...
Without trade unions we wouldn't have:
• Annual leave
• Sick pay
• A minimum wage
• A two day weekend
• Maternity leave
• Protection from workplace discrimination
• 8 hour working days
• Redundancy pay
• Health and safety in the workplace
• Workplace pensions
Dear @trussliz / @RishiSunak the cost of living crisis has left millions worried how they'll make ends meet.
I'd like to formally invite you, as the new PM, to join me asap once you take office for a special hour's @itvMLshow discussion/Q&A to answer/ease people's concerns.
I made a cup of tea earlier, but then tripped over the kitchen mat and spilled it all over the floor. Still, I got the big calls right by getting the tea bag and boiling water into the cup in the first place. So I’d call it a successful endeavour. If I was a Tory wanker.
Create Trans gender competitions. Unfortunately in sport you can’t have blurred lines. You have to be male or female. I get you still want to compete as you feel comfortable but there has to be a separate category then or we may as well just say goodbye to Womens sport now.