Luke🪬

Celtics, Vikings, Twins

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Pinned

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“There’s no possible way you can threaten the Suprem3 Court leaders!” Me with all the necessary ingredients for a plp3 B0mb:

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I think our politicians should be sent directly to h*** and be s****** alive in Guantanamo bay

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My goat

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@thaboyjozu @liigles You got a universal express pass to the 9th circle pal

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@punpunpunpun I really liked undead unluck fuuuckkkkkk

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@landfalI Piano gets the hoes

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@crxpfxrd 😭

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@pwordd3stroy3r

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@pwordd3stroy3r Thank you I can now wallow in pain of adulthood

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It was my birthday yesterday why did nobody come eat my ass?

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Reading again for the first time in awhile ts is gas

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@punpunpunpun GOAT GOAT GOATTTTTTTT

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@makjako Fuckin cryin at this in the middle of work brah

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@pwordd3stroy3r What if they get horny instead now they are angry and turned on

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Just ate a whole pizza who want me?

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@makjako Fantasy book where the hero basically says “fuckkkkkkk youuuuu” when the town asks him to save them again after he lost all he cared about

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@makjako Have you read the book the coward?

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Looked on Amazon for a book and it’s out of stock FUCKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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@pwordd3stroy3r It’s good, just not that good. Also aimed at a younger audience