Lauren Slattery

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

That's it folks. Cancel the election. Let's settle this on the golf course. Winner takes all. The only way to do it.

[Bob Wankel @Bob_Wankel]

Phillies fans deserve a World Series parade after a postseason of Dr. Oz/Fetterman commercials.

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

Philly haters been real quiet lately.

[Lo @laurwoodz]

get u a man who makes ur bed and puts all 10 of ur pillows back in their designated spots

[Lauren Slattery @Lslatt01]

@harrycottrill1 That’s dramatic

[Lauren Slattery @Lslatt01]

November is just a month long Christmas pregame…

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

hockey szn (kinda)

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

Hoppy Hunting my bunnies!

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

Leprequarantine.

[Hamilton @HamiltonMusical]

.@Disney to release @HamiltonMusical with the Original Broadway Cast.
Filmed on stage at the Richard Rodgers Theatre.
In a theater near you.
October 15, 2021.
#Hamilfilm

[Lauren Slattery @Lslatt01]

Here’s a shout out to all of my past Spanish teachers...Matt and I were approached and asked if we speak Spanish. My immediate response was no. Matt on the other hand was able to communicate and help them out.

I feel like a failure #nohabloespanol

[Lauren Slattery @Lslatt01]

Made it all the way to the main office at school and THEN I spilled my coffee in front of the whole administrative team.

Totally winning this Tuesday 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Lauren Slattery @Lslatt01]

On a scale of 1 to 10, how pathetic is it that I’m listening to a pump up playlist trying to psych myself up for a race that I’m COACHING and not even rowing in...#washedup

[Lauren Slattery @Lslatt01]

Kate on #Jeopardy must’ve thought she was showing up to play Wheel of Fortune 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Lauren Slattery @Lslatt01]

My dog is terrified of thunder so my dad left the lights and tv on for him so he wouldn’t be too scared. I told him it didn’t work and that he’s still scared and this is his response...

Yeah let me just make the dog a sandwich.

[Lauren Slattery @Lslatt01]

Every time I get on the crew bus the driver thinks the parent chaperone is the coach. No ma’am, I know I look like I’m in high school, but I am actually the coach.

[Lauren Slattery @Lslatt01]

@retiredgbbcoach 🙄

[Lauren Slattery @Lslatt01]

If Duke could stop giving me heart attacks during every game that would be greatly appreciated. 👍🏼

[Lauren Slattery @Lslatt01]

Traffic around Northfield community school around dismissal is just as bad as Philly traffic. Change my mind.

[Lauren Slattery @Lslatt01]

There’s a boy in Dunkin’ who is continuously screaming at his mother that there is no school today. I wish this were true little man...