Laura McClune-Todd

MSW Student. Cat Obsessed. Libtard.

[Laura McClune-Todd @LSlizzard]

@AllymissLove completing your live session this morning and you mentioned peanut butter. My dog immediately ran to the kitchen expecting me to spoon feed him my expensive peanut butter.

He’s now angry with you for the empty promises.

[Laura McClune-Todd @LSlizzard]

@BigCatCountry We are talking about the Jaguars...I won’t feel the least bit surprised if the jags pick someone else and ruin our lives.

[Laura McClune-Todd @LSlizzard]

@mehdirhasan @BradleyWhitford I can’t climax anymore today...please...you’re hurting me.

[Laura McClune-Todd @LSlizzard]

@bobclendenin But what will you do if you need to lose IQ points in order to communicate with your run of the mill republicunts?

[Laura McClune-Todd @LSlizzard]

@MysterySolvent

[Mystery Solvent @MysterySolvent]

Don Jr. And Eric are crying!! Why?

[Laura McClune-Todd @LSlizzard]

@APMarkLong

[Laura McClune-Todd @LSlizzard]

@django22 Hopefully choking on a colossal load of GOP and racist jizz.

[Laura McClune-Todd @LSlizzard]

@WhiteHouse45 Peace out, bitch.

[Laura McClune-Todd @LSlizzard]

@realDonaldTrump You’re a treasonous pile of shit. I cannot wait to spit on your fucking grave. Hopefully soon.

[Rev. Eric Dunn @ericvdunn]

Colts dropped out the playoffs cuz we beat em Week 1

[Laura McClune-Todd @LSlizzard]

@ericvdunn What do you think will come of Minshew after this season? Lots of people are saying he has no chance of a contract in JAX. My heart hurts.

[Laura McClune-Todd @LSlizzard]

@ericvdunn Yes

[Laura McClune-Todd @LSlizzard]

@ericvdunn I’m having a stroke watching this shit.

[Jacksonville Jaguars @Jaguars]

TO THE HOUSE 🏡

@Air4Cole takes it 90-yards!

📺: FOX | https://t.co/uZzErheiLD

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country.

The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not.

I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.

[Laura McClune-Todd @LSlizzard]

@AdamBayBoyy @realDonaldTrump Bye, bitch.

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

Trump shouldn’t be allowed to win a state unless he can find it on a map.