Lucas

Tweet contents: moaning about the weather or politics, incredibly niche references, Office (UK) or The Thick of It. Occasionally funny (citation needed)

[Lucas @LSNo_1]

Still can’t get over how strange it is to see a talented footballer play for Rovers

[Lucas @LSNo_1]

@ryanOTHx @sam_angelina22 Ian Wright scored for Crystal Palace tonight. I watched it with my own eyes on The Premier League years.

[Lucas @LSNo_1]

@RuanTreeve @HLTCO I’ve got news for you.

[Lucas @LSNo_1]

@_joshuahemmings Mola shite, Hutchinson helmet.

[Lucas @LSNo_1]

@pippip343 @louie_french So does clothing. Ban that too?

[Lucas @LSNo_1]

Get we get estate agents binned too please. Glorified workflow management process.

[Codie Sanchez @Codie_Sanchez]

Microsoft just did a study on the 40 jobs most at risk by AI and the 40 most secure.

A few really surprised, and many we own.

[Lucas @LSNo_1]

@GargettKeith @mitcham1889 @KentWomble It’s often said an accumulator is worse than bombing tbf

[Lukáš Ronald Lukács @lucxsronald]

Before Tadej Pogačar and other riders, a mini Pogi conquered the Tour de France climbs on the route. 🥰

What a lovely video by thecyclingbrothers. #TDF2025

[Lucas @LSNo_1]

#ComeRacing

[Lucas @LSNo_1]

Finnian’s Oscar. The forgotten one.

[Racing Tales @Racing_Tales]

Seven years ago today 🗓️

Paul Townend forgetting what his job was on Al Boum Photo 🫣

[Lucas @LSNo_1]

I had a bad experience (Surrey) 🎺🎺🎺

[Andrew Kennedy @Andrew__Kennedy]

Hi @Tesco

On Good Friday I experienced the most awful and humiliating experience in your Hurst Park (Surrey) store. I popped in to pick up groceries on my way to visit friends. I used “scan as you go” as I always do, and paid £75.92 for my groceries, using my Apple Pay.

[Lucas @LSNo_1]

If this happens and City go up my days on planet earth are numbered.

[No Context Bristol Rovers @0contextrovers]

Rovers going down to League Two

City in the play offs for the Premier league

End it all now

[Lucas @LSNo_1]

Game 1: Guess the state.
Game 2: Who should actually be on this home screen
Game 3: Find who is going miraculously announce they beat budget to the city.

[+EV Bettors @EVBettors]

This is my Home Screen. No distractions, no bullshit.

Here's a breakdown of the MOST profitable sportsbooks you NEED to be using... 🧵👇

[Lucas @LSNo_1]

Hang this in every broadcasting school as a reminder hosting isn’t about you. How does Jack Whitehall consistently manage it

[The Screen Rot Podcast @screenrotpod]

"That Bosssshh, eh? That Bosh, it just won’t go away. It might hibernate from time to time and sink back into the swamp. I think the cyclical nature of the universe in which it exists demands it adheres to some of its rules"

[Lucas @LSNo_1]

As a man who is incredibly unfit I’ve somehow managed to make it to a point where the part of the day I look forward to the most (weekdays) is a run. Quite remarkable.

[Lucas @LSNo_1]

I post this almost every iteration but I must confess to doing quite a lot of this checklist.

[Lucas @LSNo_1]

It’s that time again

[Lucas @LSNo_1]

@DFrankcom Closest I'm aware of is https://t.co/5ZXew8fxLg. Looks ace but requires a crypto wallet to play.

[Sandford Police Commentary @Sandford_Police]

First time we’ve ever seen a BMW indicate their movements

[Lucas @LSNo_1]

@Teamgrassroots_ Explain how percentages work

[Lucas @LSNo_1]

Justice for shit rigs

[sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ @superTV247]

RATINGS! #TheTraitors entered its penultimate week last night with 5.2 MILLION people waving goodbye to Linda - and #Uncloaked, the visual podcast on BBC Two, also pulled in 1.2 million viewers - which was over DOUBLE the audience of #LoveIsland on ITV2