@matty_sheldon@HMRCcustomers Matty Sheldon’s top players:
- Gary Barlow cos he avoided tax
- Rooney cos he avoided tax
- pele cos Matty thinks he’s a baller 😭
- Kevin Fraudfield
Patty Peldon isn’t a top 5 player in my book
@officialbantams@ColU_Official@OFFICEINTERIOR5 What happened to Marky Sparky’s HMS Piss the league chickens? 😭 I was in Nose & Frown on Saturday and you were all talking about Wembley tickets 😭