Lauren Spratt

half girl, half robot, half ravioli

[Lauren Spratt @LSpratt_]

I really said "Three more years of expensive school please, thank you" 😖

[Lauren Spratt @LSpratt_]

Donald Trump has selected Rita Repulsa as the ambassador to Greece

[Lauren Spratt @LSpratt_]

Much love to my favorites as always

[Lauren Spratt @LSpratt_]

Love you guys, love your music @fosterthepeople

[Lauren Spratt @LSpratt_]

Why are we not talking about how the Indianapolis Colts look like the blue Time Force ranger right now???

[Lauren Spratt @LSpratt_]

Can confirm, had some of the best nights of sleep ever the year I slept on a cot in AmeriCorps

[cheyenne🆗️ @evilvillain1231]

The coziness of a bed is directly proportional to how inhospitable the outside environment is. The beds on oil rigs and in arctic research stations would thus rank among the coziest; the hypothetical least cozy bed would be one that exists in a land entirely made up of pillows

[Maximilian 🥰 @MaxMaaxMaaax]

I simply cannot take the acronym "MAHA" even a little bit seriously because every time I see it come across my feed, I immediately think

[Jacky Rosen @RosenforNevada]

Thank you, Nevada! I’m honored and grateful to continue serving as your United States Senator.

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

His legacy. His relevance. Gone

[Lauren Spratt @LSpratt_]

This really just goes to show that if you're a big enough city and have enough bandwagon fans, you too can buy yourself a World Series appearance 😍

[MLB @MLB]

THE #WORLDSERIES MATCHUP IS SET

@YANKEES. @DODGERS. 🤩

[Lauren Spratt @LSpratt_]

LANEEEEEE THOMASSSSS CHOOO CHOOOO

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Bedlam.

#ForTheLand | #GuardsBall

[SimpleSCOTUS is yearning for democracy @SimpleSCOTUS]

SCOTUS to every federal agency

[@DCHomos @DCHomos]

June 26, 2015, close to 10:00 a.m., a loudspeaker clicked on in a media room in the Supreme Court. A case name was read—Obergefell v. Hodges—and officers began to distribute papers from giant boxes to credentialed media, who then rushed to get them into the hands of interns.

In their hands, the Supreme Court decision that would make same sex marriage legal in the United States. 🏳️‍🌈

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Area 8-Year-Old Formally Rescinds Hunger Complaint Following Mother’s Insulting Banana Offer https://t.co/aeFU5dtPDV

[Lauren Spratt @LSpratt_]

If Spotify is increasing their prices yet again does this mean the artists are now getting paid more?? No??? Interesting

[Lauren Spratt @LSpratt_]

The movie: The inspiration:

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Starstruck To See Caitlin Clark, Indiana Fever At Greyhound Bus Station https://t.co/vnRUiPYMgL

[Lauren Spratt @LSpratt_]

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[Lauren Spratt @LSpratt_]

Hits especially when you're a Florida expat

[Orlando Magic @OrlandoMagic]

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