Callsign Rocket

If the Marlboro Man and a pirate hooker had a baby you’d get me. Rough hand haver. No plan just means the plan can’t go to shit.

[Callsign Rocket @LSSwapYoMomma]

(1) I’m gonna do a serious lil thread.
Decency. To me it means to be a good person, help the old lady cross the street, help that friend move when everyone else says no, give a stranger a jump at the grocery store, shit like that. However, the word has been bastardized.

[Callsign Rocket @LSSwapYoMomma]

Same whiskey
Perdomo Habano cigar. Not my favorite but it’s pretty good. Ol lady always buys a few she knows I like and a few to try before I come home. Shes next to me. We’re enjoying the back porch

[Callsign Rocket @LSSwapYoMomma]

@Onlyjurkes @2ndChanceCases I lost brain cells I’ll never get back reading this post

Also 2nd Chance is hung like a horse

[Callsign Rocket @LSSwapYoMomma]

@bob_boomer51031 Yes

He’s very friendly

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Im playing with guns inside because the first rule of gun safety is have fun

[Callsign Rocket @LSSwapYoMomma]

@bob_boomer51031 He’s fuckin retarded then 🤣

[Callsign Rocket @LSSwapYoMomma]

I tweeted this, closed the app for a days, and people seem to be mad in my comments

[Callsign Rocket @LSSwapYoMomma]

You retards are already fighting about eggnog? I’m pro nogg but for fucks sake

We eat candy corn first

[Callsign Rocket @LSSwapYoMomma]

@bob_boomer51031 What’s wrong with Wade?

[Callsign Rocket @LSSwapYoMomma]

@ttunlehs Good thing I’m currently on land

Been keepin yall in my prayers brother. If you need anything don’t hesitate to reach out. I know the plate is full, so I’ll keep my distance but I’m here. Much love to yall

[Callsign Rocket @LSSwapYoMomma]

You retards are already fighting about eggnog? I’m pro nogg but for fucks sake

We eat candy corn first

[Callsign Rocket @LSSwapYoMomma]

@ZAHS_DX Damn right

And for free

[Callsign Rocket @LSSwapYoMomma]

It’s a great Sunday night

Rocky Patel Emerald cigar
Blue Note Juke Joint Crossroads whiskey

[Callsign Rocket @LSSwapYoMomma]

@PandaOnABox Candy corn fucks. You just need to grow up

[Callsign Rocket @LSSwapYoMomma]

Ridicule this retard

[Achilles DVR @AchillesDVR]

@LSSwapYoMomma Candy corn and eggnog are equally garbage.

[Callsign Rocket @LSSwapYoMomma]

@desert_sentinel Based landlocked landlubber

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@AchillesDVR Yeah but I know him in real life, so you’d lose that one

[Callsign Rocket @LSSwapYoMomma]

@desert_sentinel Red has moved in and life is great down here. You know it’s a lil early but she couldn’t wait to give me this for my birthday when I got home Friday. Hand painted with a helluva story

[Callsign Rocket @LSSwapYoMomma]

@desert_sentinel Love you brother. Hope all is well on your side the country 🫡

[Callsign Rocket @LSSwapYoMomma]

@desert_sentinel Don’t you start

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@Nikthenord I had galvanized buckets of questionable liquor at my first wedding. Different whimsy for different folks

[Callsign Rocket @LSSwapYoMomma]

I might be a piece of shit oilfield worker but I read 4 books in this 20 day hitch

And one of them was smut

[Callsign Rocket @LSSwapYoMomma]

@SentientFilth WRONG AGAIN

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@CigarGreat Indeed you are

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@Nikthenord I…

What the fuck