liz

mayor of Novato, CA

[liz @LSteddin]

Shes a 10 but her favorite artist is lil wayne

[liz @LSteddin]

People who work at valvoline instant oil change are hot

[liz @LSteddin]

@badflyy Men are the worst

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I do not know why I have never been hit by a car

[liz @LSteddin]

I’m quitting school to become a pirate

[liz @LSteddin]

@skinnyblonde_ Ms Lehman is fucking seizing reading this tweet

[liz @LSteddin]

When you have a cavity doesn’t that just mean that your tooth is on sicko mode

[liz @LSteddin]

If someone put a gun to my head and told me to spell Hanukkah y’all would never see me again

[liz @LSteddin]

@yeehawgurl69 I love when you become twitter famous again

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

[wife sees 4 empty seats at the dinner table] move those chairs, the ninja turtles aren't real
me: oh they're real (under breath) real mad they won't have anywhere to sit

[liz @LSteddin]

I love when other drivers just decide that rules do not apply to them

[liz @LSteddin]

@xobina2 At least 4 cups for sure

[liz @LSteddin]

Searching the dark web on my school provided chrome book wbu

[liz @LSteddin]

this homework thing is getting out of hand

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@emi_hami You’re wrong for that

[liz @LSteddin]

How many likes can our troops get?

[liz @LSteddin]

Everyone I’m staring a Juul club. We meet in the bathroom twice a week, and Fister is our supervisor

[liz @LSteddin]

@momrespecter Oliver, it’s okay to be jealous