Gridlock Guy

corporate sell out just trying to get by

[Gridlock Guy @LT_Hookstein]

Been working remote and miss the freeway

[Gridlock Guy @LT_Hookstein]

Get you a wife that would steal tobasco from chipotle for you

[Gridlock Guy @LT_Hookstein]

Pet peeve of mine.

When there are multiple entrances to an establishment but lock all the doors besides one. Wtf???

#grindsmygears

[Gridlock Guy @LT_Hookstein]

@Choc_Diet_Coke

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Son

[Gridlock Guy @LT_Hookstein]

@JamesOdunze fuck you and the air you breathe. Your song dropped a pearl

[Gridlock Guy @LT_Hookstein]

@Choc_Diet_Coke Burger, chilli Chz dog, chx tender, chopped salad undefeated. Could be dog food Ibeef. Johnnie’s over everything

[Gridlock Guy @LT_Hookstein]

Only thing worse than being a Lamar Jackson fan is having to actually live in Baltimore

[Gridlock Guy @LT_Hookstein]

Shoutout to gridlock traffic

[Gridlock Guy @LT_Hookstein]

What’s worse

-someone telling you that the wing dipping sauce is ranch but is actually blue cheese

Or

-getting shot

[Gridlock Guy @LT_Hookstein]

@earnhardy “That’s how I roll”

[Gridlock Guy @LT_Hookstein]

Whistling 5 songs straight in moderately crowded bar deserves to get you hit

[Gridlock Guy @LT_Hookstein]

@Choc_Diet_Coke Filet over ribeye

[Gridlock Guy @LT_Hookstein]

Dominos pizza doesn’t get the respect it deserves

[Gridlock Guy @LT_Hookstein]

Get busy-Sean Paul is the 1:1 Dance Dance Revolution song option

[Chief @BarstoolChief]

Happy Columbus Day to those who appreciate explorers

[Gridlock Guy @LT_Hookstein]

The brewers love the Kennedy expressway

[Gridlock Guy @LT_Hookstein]

Confusious say: one who goes to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with smelly fingers

[Gridlock Guy @LT_Hookstein]

@CarlsBeef BEARS WIN

RATE MY BEEF