Lauren Taggart

Well I want Julia Child not to be dead but here we find ourselves.

[Lauren Taggart @LTagg96]

Me and my constant stress and anxiety levels:

[emily may @emilykmay]

did we all have a “best friend” whose favorite pastime was subtly tearing us down and downplaying our success or just me

[your local atheist @versacebigmac]

pickles are great til you’re in one

[Lauren Taggart @LTagg96]

Just put my phone in the drawer instead of my hair brush…I think it’s time for bed 😂

[Lauren Taggart @LTagg96]

Me: Why do you hate me so much?
My husband: I don’t, I love you enough to kill both of us.

[Duolingo @duolingo]

why do I have to work 8 hours straight instead of 8 hours gay?

[wisdom guy master of dessing @dessbian]

ppl in the replies listing natural disasters are so funny. use your MANLY MASCULINITY to STOP THE TORNADO. deflect the LAVA with your HUGE PECS.

[Uncle Ari @MazeDaMouth]

I have never come back from any holiday feeling relaxed, refreshed & reinvigorated to get back into work.

I come back with the taste of freedom, still fresh in my mouth, a renewed hatred for work, and a strong suspicion that this is not what I should be spending my life doing.

[jill scott heron🪐 @stillnotziora]

idc what y’all say, MY queen is still alive

[trash jones @jzux]

ugh i have to pull an all-dayer today

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15mins when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t 😂

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

If you forget to bring your headphones to work you should be allowed to leave for the day.

[Eize Basa @PonchoRebound]

When I say “I hate drama” I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people's drama? Big fan.

[Icona @iconawrites]

Are you “burned out” or are you having a reasonable reaction to a never-ending barrage of bad news which you can do very little about.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

i don’t care how old you are, summer break should be for everyone. no work, just popsicles and slip n slides