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All the best @LTBNLNews quotes, unfiltered. You can’t make these up.

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“Man was owned for exactly three minutes”

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“Your mine”

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“I don’t like helping you.”

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“Speaking of steroids”

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“I guess 1 in 10 if we’re talking toes.”

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“Good Juice”

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“Changing my name to the Heimlichs.”

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2:50 PM Saturday: “I’m activating (fill in MLB pitcher here).” - unnamed LTBNL owner

2:23 PM Sunday: “I should not have activated (fill in MLB pitcher here).” - same unnamed LTBNL owner

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“I have a family Sparky.”

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“Thanks for not caring about my family”

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Friendly reminder (because there are no rules about soliciting near a GroupMe polling place)

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“You are man!!”

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“It’s good for the soul to hate something with every fiber of your being.”

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“X bot like a champion today”

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“How’s it hanging?”

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“Idiots.”

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“Congrats to Toad. Hate to say that.”

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“Bacon offense is always gonna be run heavy”

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“Great looking cheese steak”