rogue alpaca

lighthouse enthusiast. lover of nintendo & iced coffee & haiku. army officer. 🏳️‍🌈🐊

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my very religious but supportive elderly neighbor asked me what I’m giving up for pride because I think she thinks it’s like lent and the pride parades are like mardi gras?? anyway I panicked and said oatmeal

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@TheosDeimos maybe I’m too soft 😭

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@TheosDeimos like I’m not trying to be hurt about it but damn. was that really necessary

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@TheosDeimos and people wonder why they don’t have friends as adults lol

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@kcmunoz_ love that this is how I found out lol

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inadequate field grades should be bullied more

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just remembered the time I got a coin from an LTC and he said “no one’s made me feel like that since I briefed my first battalion commander as a platoon leader”

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@merii3 hicom/excon is all fun and games until the comrel is fucked, patriot is dying, and the colonels in corps hate my guts 🙂‍↕️

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these are my awards, mother. from army. (wishing a happy WFX/YS endex to all those who celebrate)

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@6thRequirement 👀

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it’s wild that multiple sergeants major have tried to correct me on my (in regs) braid length but not one of them has done something about the increasingly dire scrambled egg problem

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@dale_dsll @snippedwing When i opted for an MRE, i knew it was bad. when HE did?? poison.

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WHERE are our PRIORITIES. even my garbage disposal lieutenant opted for an MRE.

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@lil_snuzi_vert beans and bullets … and braids?

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@just_a_vet_ it’s in a location that should absolutely have better chow than this. I ate better downrange lol

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@rArmyReddit the eggs are in the room with us i fear

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@snippedwing don’t even get me started on what the thanksgiving dinner looked like

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@snippedwing girl look at the eggs?? a thousand E9s here and no change?? I’m eating the fucking tuna MRE

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@kcmunoz_ obsessed

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@ChemicalFire deep pull

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tony showed up late (he wanted to ride in the whip) tony’s boyfriend opted for the thanksgiving shift (but got us a reservation and a comped meal) and mel (car rental counter girl) adopted me for a day of hiking and coffee. 10/10 friendsgiving.

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my friends all bailed last minute for friendsgiving in maui and I vented to the girl working at the car rental counter. but guess who got a free upgrade to a new convertible and is meeting a new friend for coffee and a volcano hike lmaooo