wιllιaм lennoх

—— wнen ι ғιrѕт joιned тнe arмy , тнere waѕ noтнιng aвoυт ' gιanт alιen roвoтѕ тryιng тo ĸιll earтн ' ιn тнe нandвooĸѕ

[wιllιaм lennoх @LtColLennox]

https://t.co/vEnhYF8ifA

[wιllιaм lennoх @LtColLennox]

Ratio

[wιllιaм lennoх @LtColLennox]

sneezes

[wιllιaм lennoх @LtColLennox]

this ‘ piplup ‘ reminded him a lot of the bug that kept trying to eat his blanket.

💧

Maybe this wasnt a coincidence.

“ Are you lost little guy , or do you just have a little adventurers heart ? “

The little penguin looked pretty sure of himself after all

[Piplup @OfPrideBubbles]

Piplup nodded, proud of the human for figuring it out.

"Piplup! Piplup piplup pip!"

[wιllιaм lennoх @LtColLennox]

he knelt , crossing his arms to inspect the creature.

“ piplup. . is that your name ? “

are u a robot

[Piplup @OfPrideBubbles]

Piplup looked around and shrugged. It was much different from his home up north. Still, he didnt quite mind.

"Piplup—piplup, pip!"

[wιllιaм lennoх @LtColLennox]

a sassy bird—.

um ok

“ Little warm out for a penguin isnt it ? “

I mean it did snow but still—.

[Piplup @OfPrideBubbles]

"Piplup! Piplup, pip!"

[wιllιaм lennoх @LtColLennox]

wait this isnt the bug whats this thing

[Piplup @OfPrideBubbles]

Appears on the timeline

[wιllιaм lennoх @LtColLennox]

Only some days

[wιllιaм lennoх @LtColLennox]

Nah he can still hit him if he wants

[wιllιaм lennoх @LtColLennox]

Itd be wiped off his fuckin face

[wιllιaм lennoх @LtColLennox]

@_USAF_4500_X Man just wants to play animal crossing damn ))

[wιllιaм lennoх @LtColLennox]

was LITERALLY just minding his business wtf

[🍀 @heartfeltbot]

Nothing like a brush with death to make you... not like death much.

[wιllιaм lennoх @LtColLennox]

Oh nvm yeah get his ass

[wιllιaм lennoх @LtColLennox]

he doesnt need to show up everytime i do im sure hes busy—

[Piplup @OfPrideBubbles]

https://t.co/gLNYnxx5ED

[wιllιaм lennoх @LtColLennox]

you built like a flea

[wιllιaм lennoх @LtColLennox]

watching for werewolves

[wιllιaм lennoх @LtColLennox]

what the robots doin

[wιllιaм lennoх @LtColLennox]

luck he has a therapist now haha.

( i mean no itll still traumatize him but )

[wιllιaм lennoх @LtColLennox]

“ Oh , don’t worry , that can change at any time if you’re so inclined to get your ass kicked again. “

Soldier visibly bristled at the approaching holoform , and an instinctive step away as the other got closer.

He wasn’t too sure how these things worked , and frankly he —

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was less focused on that anyway. Punching seemed like a non-choice , and eyes flitted between the ‘ human ‘ and the helicopter behind them , as if trying to parse together a plan of action.

“ Why 𝘢𝘳𝘦 you here. “

Because if its to traumatize him youre outta —