Paddy Mayne

Wrecking hotels and fighting dockers

[Paddy Mayne @LtColMayne]

Listening to techbros hoot and holler, the inescapable conclusion is that the @warriors are the team of white privilege.

[Paddy Mayne @LtColMayne]

@united @united Also, basic economy has to be the worst idea ever. Are you trying to drive away business travelers? Because if so you’re succeeding.

[Paddy Mayne @LtColMayne]

@united Contrary to what you may think, text messages every six hours that you’re still looking for lost bags is enraging, not reassuring.

[Paddy Mayne @LtColMayne]

Oh, Belvedere. Come here, boy.

[Paddy Mayne @LtColMayne]

@cayloe @chorizoandbeer But then they wouldn’t be hanging out the window, right?

[Paddy Mayne @LtColMayne]

I’m concerned the erosion of car ownership that inevitably will accompany selfdriving cars will mean fewer dogs hanging out of car windows.

[Paddy Mayne @LtColMayne]

I thought Stephanie Izard already won Iron Chef Gauntlet. At least, that’s what I’m hearing.

[Paddy Mayne @LtColMayne]

Just received some Mexican Crest from Amazon. This is better because it has real sugar not corn syrup, right?

[Sam LaGrone @samlagrone]

President Trump Wants Gerald Ford Carriers to Use ‘Goddamned Steam’ Catapults Instead of ‘No Good’ EM Launchers

https://t.co/lU9RucNutX

[Paddy Mayne @LtColMayne]

@philewing Not a Trump fan but I really, REALLY want to hear his LCS thoughts. Can someone sneak in that question somewhere? 🍿

[Paddy Mayne @LtColMayne]

@philewing @thinkdefence It might be nice to have a SECNAV though.

[Paddy Mayne @LtColMayne]

@MILFmontero1446 Genius. My goodness, you're the total package. Beauty, intelligence, sense of humor.

[Paddy Mayne @LtColMayne]

@NavalHistWar Absolutely not my intention. Was merely curious. Thank you.

[Paddy Mayne @LtColMayne]

@NavalHistWar Absolutely. And not running down either service. But I'm more familiar with USN ops in the Solomons in 42-43, which were a meat grinder.

[Paddy Mayne @LtColMayne]

@NavalHistWar Interesting. RN losses certainly severe, but were they losing more ships than the U.S. Navy in the Pacific in 1942-43? Genuinely asking.

[Paddy Mayne @LtColMayne]

@Scruton_Quotes @SalisburyReview Reading these pages, I felt an irresistible compulsion to order this book. Immediately.

[modest proposal @modestproposal1]

Piper not afraid to ask the tough questions

[Paddy Mayne @LtColMayne]

@BenedictEvans What we need is Steve Jobs to solve this problem.

[Paddy Mayne @LtColMayne]

@theNatalieMars With this one, you remind me of the woman from A-Ha’s Take Me On video. Can I be your cartoon Euro trash Fonzie?

[Paddy Mayne @LtColMayne]

Unrelatedly, I really need to finish nuking this account.