老田与小田吖

80后大叔 👨‍💻 & 00后小娇妻 🌸
岁岁年年，万物皆甜。
在这里记录柴米油盐与心动日常。
💡 唯一的官方正牌，其余均为高仿抄袭。0

[老田与小田吖 @Ltcp9911]

老田又在那边吹牛，说年轻的时候一晚上能多少次。我白了他一眼，心想你现在连解开我内衣扣子的力气都快没了🙄

[老田与小田吖 @Ltcp9911]

老田逼着我换上薄荷绿丝袜，前戏搞得跟要吃人一样，结果…三分钟？就这？我都还没进入状态他就打呼噜了

[老田与小田吖 @Ltcp9911]

大我15岁的他，连亲我都小心翼翼怕弄疼我。可骨子里我是个疯批啊，看着照片里乖巧的自己真觉得讽刺

[老田与小田吖 @Ltcp9911]

今天穿得跟个新娘一样乖巧，本想换个口味，结果老田说这种风格太有负罪感下不去手.....

[老田与小田吖 @Ltcp9911]

每次叫他“老公”他都没反应，非要逼我红着脸喊“爸爸”才肯用力…年纪大的男人都这么变态的吗？你们平时在床上都喜欢听什么称呼？

[老田与小田吖 @Ltcp9911]

每次跟他出去旅游，相机里全是这种没法发朋友圈和抖音的私密照🤭 爹系老田的占有欲太强了，白天连领口低一点都要管，晚上却……懂的都懂，猜猜照片外他的手在哪？

[老田与小田吖 @Ltcp9911]

都说老夫少妻最怕男的体力跟不上，我怎么觉得被骗了？昨晚我求饶了三次他都不肯停，今天连下床腿都是软的。老田是不是背着我��偷吃了什么补品？

[老田与小田吖 @Ltcp9911]

老田真的太懂怎么折磨人了。拍照就拍照，他非要一边用玩具逗我一边按快门，说要抓拍我最真实的生理反应。刚才水都弄到沙发上了，他居然还笑！

[老田与小田吖 @Ltcp9911]

老田吃起醋来太可怕了。就是因为聚会上我跟同龄学弟多喝了一杯酒，回来在车上他就忍不住了……真怕被前排司机听到声音

[老田与小田吖 @Ltcp9911]

他总说我出门裙子太短，可我觉得青春就这么几年，不展示给懂得欣赏的人看，难道要在保险柜里放过期吗？

[老田与小田吖 @Ltcp9911]

嫁给大叔的好处是不用经历男孩的幼稚，坏处是，生活里再也没有横冲直撞的激情。有点遗憾呢

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[老田与小田吖 @Ltcp9911]

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[老田与小田吖 @Ltcp9911]

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[老田与小田吖 @Ltcp9911]

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[老田与小田吖 @Ltcp9911]

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[老田与小田吖 @Ltcp9911]

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