Lauren

I'm either a strange tall person in a world full of normal people, or I'm a normal person in a world of weird people and short people.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

The Great Gatsby where everything's the same except there's a really angry goose in Gatsby's yard that they have to contend with

[Lauren @Ltobintech]

Listening to someone else demo part of our house. I know it has to be done, but this is absolute torture. I’m gonna have to re-build that later.

[Lauren @Ltobintech]

You know you are living your best life when you’re Show Day Twinning with your bestie hundreds of miles apart!
@theatremagjoe #wemusttheatretolive

[Lauren @Ltobintech]

My new carving knife came with band-aids. That’s just not encouraging.

[Lauren @Ltobintech]

The fact that this tweet starts with Murder, She Wrote and ends with LOTR makes me unreasonably happy.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Jessica Fletcher didn’t start solving crimes until her sixties. Arwen got married at the age of 2,770. Legolas joined the Fellowship at 2,931. you’ve still got time ♥️

[Lauren @Ltobintech]

Well, things are certainly less treacherous here than Texas, but 8 inches of snow and a boil water alert... it’s like living in the ‘Sip and Michigan at the same time and I’m confuzzled by it.

[Lauren @Ltobintech]

@ginacarano You can’t beat Cyd and Fred!

[Campus Book Mart @CBM_MSU]

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[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

we're perpetually inundated with this idea that romantic love is the only kind of love worth having, which obscures what beauty and satisfaction there is in deep friendship.

[Lauren @Ltobintech]

@theatremagjoe @wednesdaythinks Now I’m just having flashbacks to all of us sprinting/tumbling through ATL on the way to Dublin.

[Lauren @Ltobintech]

@theatremagjoe There are just no words for how happy my soul is after that.

[Lauren @Ltobintech]

Turns out the agitator in our 15 year old washer is 1) not working because the little plastic bits that keep it engaged are not just broken, but completely disintegrated. 1) GROSS.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Arthur Conan Doyle: I have invented the greatest detective of all time

Agatha Christie: hold my tea

Doyle: … why does this tea taste funny

[Lauren @Ltobintech]

@captainfenris For me it’s lacking feedback to help me figure out what isn’t working. As much as it SUCKS sharing work that feels shoddy, it often provides better understanding of how I can improve. It’s just finding people willing to do that... also letting go of perfectionism is a struggle...

[Lauren @Ltobintech]

I feel like it’s been thought of before, but Danté’s Inferno set in either the DMV or the County Clerk’s office... set it during COVID and it’s even more intense. (I may have just lived this... it was... rough.)

[Lauren @Ltobintech]

@AskTOH Built this rocking chair for my niece from the pattern my Grandad made when he designed these for my cousins and I over 30 years ago.

[Lauren @Ltobintech]

Today fighting the darkness has seemed nearly impossible, but Hope is our reality. Nations will rise and fall, they are vapor. Sin wreaks chaos, but it is already beaten. These are the shadowlands. We were made for something more, but our work here is not done. Take Heart.

[Lauren @Ltobintech]

When two people on opposite sides of the country, from completely different eras of your life, give you the EXACT same car buying advice five minutes apart... just take the dadgum advice. #notetoself

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Darcy: You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.

Elizabeth, who thought Darcy hated her with the intensity of a thousand suns:

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Reading the Persuasion line "We live at home, quiet, confined, and our feelings prey upon us" during quarantine