L. Tock

MSc Env. Chem & Health
Nanoparticles & Nano/ecotox.
Hater of pseudoscience.
I block TERFS, don't even bother me w/that BS.
Retweets ≠ Endorsement

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Gnight Twitter! Sleep tight!

Except for that one racist tool who's upset about black characters in the new middle earth series. I hope you step on Legos while barefoot.

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Coworker: Hey, what's the rule regarding X, Y, and Z?

Me: Here's the rule.

Them: Where's that rule from?

Me: Here's the governing body for that rule.

Them: I don't interpret that rule the way they do.

Me: It's their rule. You don't get to change it.

Them: Proceeds to argue

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@JustJoshinNH Jesus do I even want to know?

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@notcapnamerica

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I overslept today and have not moisturized.

My skin feels soo dry.

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@NYPoliticalMom He was always on my WOULD list.

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@JustJoshinNH Ich habe viele Notizen und Gedanken.

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@ChildPleez007 Sounds like someone's trying to get rid of air bnb in georgia.

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@AlexxLiive @OloriOfOloriss @dii_imma That part.

She's trying to manipulate by bursting into tears and hoping to make the other woman uncomfortable enough that she'll give in.

If you want specific seats, BUY THEM.

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@michelle_byoung I'd rather be near the right destination than in a whole other fucking time zone.

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@JustJoshinNH Dirty Dancing.

Couldn't finish it.

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@JustJoshinNH During Nov/Dec here, you wake up and its dark when you go to work, and it's dark when you get out of work 8 hours later.

Hell, I wear safety bands that blink and a visibility vest when I take my walk because it's so fucking dark.

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Lots of dimwitted, earnest buffoons are discovering that they’re the farmer in the story, and they are being bitten by snakes they gladly welcomed in.

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@michelle_byoung I would rather get myself off with a cheese grater while using lemon juice for lube, and then follow up with rock salt as an added bonus round.

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Brisket tonight. NOMNOM

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@JustJoshinNH 1977.

A New Hope.

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@GrizzlyDiesel @Colombiana2691 I mean, chafing IS a thing.

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@GrizzlyDiesel Oh that on the right would go right up my ass sideways.

Cable management, people!!!

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@GrizzlyDiesel Yeah. Pretty much.

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@notcapnamerica That's one hell of a Brady Bunch hearing.