Lee Thompson

Lad from Gainsborough into Snooker, Darts & fishing & in local teams. Love going out for a drink or just somewhere fun

[Lee Thompson @LTomo23]

Has anyone told the tone deaf choir that there actually shit ? @BBCRadio2 coz by the sound of it they al think there amazing when in reality they sound like there all stamping a dogs bollocks while inserting a cactus up there arses

[Lee Thompson @LTomo23]

@GlennGlennt202 @realDonaldTrump No he braces and shouts “MAKE THIS TOILET GREAT AGAIN”

[glenn thompson @GlennGlennt202]

@realDonaldTrump Are you shouting this while you poo? Don't force it, just relax and let it happen.

[Lee Thompson @LTomo23]

@GlennGlennt202 @realDonaldTrump You broke his code 😂😂😂😂

[glenn thompson @GlennGlennt202]

@realDonaldTrump Is that the new term for you fisting a porn star with the decloration of Indepenence wedged up ur bum? #askingforafriend

[Lee Thompson @LTomo23]

@BBCRadio2 @theJeremyVine @BBCSounds Does the #RSPCA know that there’s a farmer molesting his cows and covering it up by “Singing” #StopThisMadness

[Lee Thompson @LTomo23]

@BBCRadio2 @theJeremyVine There’s only one piece of male contraceptive that that works and it a tested method.

“To stop having them kiddies, pull out and spunk of them titties”

More to the point what would happen if the bloke got confused and used this gel as lube to have a tommy tank ?

[Lee Thompson @LTomo23]

@Pontifex There not alone, youll have them dressed up as alter boys n be bumming then like all your other priests !!! Just a point if you say god sees everything why didn’t he stop your priests buggering younger church boys..... COZ HES A BULL SHIT MADE UP MAN !! Stop bumming then #Solved

[Lee Thompson @LTomo23]

Can you please stop talking all this politics bollocks @BBCRadio2 @theJeremyVine everyone is past the point of caring. The politicians are just going to do what they want. The only way to solve this is shrewd them all like scrap paper n start again #Sorted #ProblemSolved

[Lee Thompson @LTomo23]

@realDonaldTrump @SadiqKhan @GlennGlennt202 raise the red flag of impending stupidness the orange faced dumbass is arriving today, rename where he’s landing little Mexico and build a wall around him so he carnt spread his fuckpiggery

[Lee Thompson @LTomo23]

@Pontifex This sounds more like me recovering from a hangover

[Lee Thompson @LTomo23]

@TheYorkRoastCo Can you deliver to Retford I’m starving already n seeing this just made it worse, roll on dinner break

[Lee Thompson @LTomo23]

@GlennGlennt202 @realDonaldTrump How dare you infer that Donald trump would silence anyone who opposed him............... FUCK REAPER DRONE OUTSIDE

[Lee Thompson @LTomo23]

@GlennGlennt202 @realDonaldTrump 😂😂😂😂 it’s like a organge faced chimp who throws temper tantrums when he doesn’t get his own way expect his tantrums involve the US army and there fantastic aiming “friendly fire” skills

[Lee Thompson @LTomo23]

@Pontifex What a loads of utter horse shit. If your so called “God” existed and created everything (Which he didn’t it was natural evolution you thick scrotum suckers) then why he he create severe illness ?? #ShutTheFuckUp

[Lee Thompson @LTomo23]

@BBCRadio2 All this show is for us crack heads and skip rats that have nothing better to do. Has there ever a guest on the show that had all there teeth and not on meth ? Pointless show that only entertains jobless cretins. We don’t need these people in the gene pool #ShowForJoblessCretins

[Lee Thompson @LTomo23]

@bajcartwright @williamhanson Eat shit n choke, people who correct other people’s spelling and grammar should have the balls dipped in honey and staked to an ant farm #YourMumShouldHaveSwollowedYou

[Lee Thompson @LTomo23]

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU POSH COLOURED DICK SUCKING TURD BURGLAR. There is no need to be that posh and stuck up, I would love to see @williamhanson in a local pub somewhere and correct someone on how to talk he would loose all his teeth in seconds @BBCRadio2

[Lee Thompson @LTomo23]

@Pontifex BULLLLLLLLLLLL SHHHHHHHHIT