Luca1638

[DIOR @diorasfff]

the real reason why i don’t like picnics is because we sit on the grass & there’s nothing to lean against

[“paula” @paularambles]

unsurprisingly the website this is from is literally

cookingforengineers dot com

[KATE @myctorae]

U can tell exactly how much a girl likes you by how sleepy she gets around u btw

[kim @imkimlol]

don’t get horny around me i’m an empath

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

"i was born in the wrong generation" bro we can literally fry shit with the air. what else do u want

[👤 @auschwirtzz]

Quitting drugs to fully focus on hoes

[100 @yh_me2]

I need to consult the dawg in me about this

[dimden @dimden]

we lost the technology for reverse image search

[🎃 🎃 @yerdas_outV2]

How fucking terrible was that locker room when Xabi got there for him to ask for henderson and welbeck

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

No worse addiction on earth than FIFA ultimate team

[Roger Clark @rclark98]

Shout out to all the Turkish kids that keep adding me to their group chat on Instagram. I don't have a f***ing clue what you're on about but I respect it.

[KingSammelot @KingSammelot]

MY MOM BEAT TOE 🥹

[ryan @ryangaur]

Odyssey plot hole: Why was the Cyclops making goats cheese with no profit incentive or shareholders to create value for?

[3kliksphilip @3kliksphilip]

What reaching enlightenment feels like

[loser retard @ripsquadfan]

Who the fuck be 18+ without a license dumb spongebob ass nigga

[mae ☽ @wlwfemme]

wanna cook with my girl and by cook I mean I just stand there watching her and holding her from behind and trying to act helpful by chopping like one item and expecting praise for how well I’ve chopped it :))))

[space cadet 🇪🇺🌐🇩🇪 @actsmaniac]

>Rename department of defense to department of war
>fight one (1) war
>lose