Lucas Belzer

"No more government subsidies for active basses"

[Lucas Belzer @Lucas_Belzer]

@TheMibbsman @BrianBrian549 @H_Renee12 Sorry to rain on your parade, but real red velvet cake has buttermilk and vinegar in it, which when combined with cocoa, turns very slightly red. Food coloring is added to emphasize that but its different, you beeg nerd

[Max @maxmoefoe]

Rt if u have legs, be honest

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Hillary Clinton Asked To Leave Costco After Repeatedly Accusing Sample Lady Of Being A Russian Asset
https://t.co/G6UAE7bhSW

[Lucas Belzer @Lucas_Belzer]

We need reputable news because....

[Lucas Belzer @Lucas_Belzer]

@OnlyAfroGames Take that back. Don't you ever say anything so heinous ever again

[Lucas Belzer @Lucas_Belzer]

Joe Rogan podcasts have taught me more on what a political candidate is about than any debate on tv.

[Lucas Belzer @Lucas_Belzer]

My investments class:
All homework is heavily made up of equations and math

Investments exam question 1:
What city is the New York stock exchange in?

[Carson @CallMeCarsonYT]

if you retweet this I’ll

[TsaoShin @TsaoShin]

I'm sorry. I realized I did not make the leek long enough in my last Sirfetch'd drawing. Pls open for my full apology #Sirfetchd #PokemonSwordShield

[Pelo @_SrPelo_]

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[maru @maruti_bitamin]

flowers don't speak

[Lucas Belzer @Lucas_Belzer]

@BrianBrian549 ez

[Lucas Belzer @Lucas_Belzer]

Ah yes, everyone's favorite "3rd of July fireworks".

[Lucas Belzer @Lucas_Belzer]

@BrianBrian549 "Just puke out all the weight on the street ya dummy"

[Lucas Belzer @Lucas_Belzer]

I weighed myself for the first time since I left for Vienna.
I weigh 198 lbs. I ended high school weighing a little over 240. It is possible and you can do it

[Lucas Belzer @Lucas_Belzer]

4 months later im back in my bed. I've been awake for 25.5 hours. Vienna was good

[Lucas Belzer @Lucas_Belzer]

@BrianBrian549 Oh no

[Lucas Belzer @Lucas_Belzer]

@DingDongVG You do you man, we will love you for it! A break sounds really healthy and I respect that!