Kamau Kings🇰🇪

E pluribus unum.

[Thanos @abadojack]

If I move my vote from Kiambu Township to Kilimani, naweza angusha Passaris, Elachi, Alai, Jalang’o na Sakaja in one go.

[LazooJ @Lazooj]

Jalango started a campaign to unseat Edwin Sifuna in Nairobi, Sifuna ignore him and went to campaign nationally. Man has been left to hire youths for escort ndio akae popular.

[𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐒𝐄 @Apremunit]

I went to the bathroom to watch a documentary on human reproduction, Airtel decided to start their rubbish.💔

[Digi @digiii]

the audacity to believe in yourself delusionally with no physical evidence is literally the entire cheat code

[Rock●star☆ @SnrCollins48]

Sato mwingine alinicall tuende tao nimpeleke akabuy curtains kwa shimo najua, so i took her pale Kamkunji kwenye nilibuy zangu, kuuliza bei tukaambiwa 1800 each, we needed 4 juu keja ake ni almost same design na yangu, She was like so you took 7200 kubuy cuitains, i am like yess😂💀, she is like sasa wacha nikupeleke kwa shimo yangu, she took me to Thinktwice ile ya hapo GPO, man curtain almost same texture wanauza 500🥲, they looked infact prettier than mine, bana huyo kaa ni Mkikuyu she knows what she is doing😂💯

[Words & Wisdom @WordsnWisdom26]

“Those who refuse to engage in politics will be led by their inferiors.”

— Plato

[Neall @neallseth]

Kinda dumb that months are different lengths. 365 should be divided into 5 equal months of 73 days each

Jebruary, Mapril, Jaugust, Soctober, Necember

[MIRA @dfwmira1]

Seeing the woman you really like naked for the first time has to be one of life’s most unforgettable moments.

[THA DON👑 @makadasss]

Pussy so good, I had to hit it from the back so she don’t see me crying😭

[L☆VIE ᥫ᭡ @thereallovieee]

My auntie ashes just flew in my face I hope dat wasn't her pussy

[Ayatollah Kimani @Steebie_K]

they will pry this app from my cold dead hands

[LazooJ @Lazooj]

Pale Meru, this lady noticed HE needed suger boost, went to her store got a bunch of Banana, and handed it over. Huyu I'm 100% sure atapigia sifuna Kura. Now wait for William Ruto to copy paste na wale NIS wake.

[Adewale 🤍✨ @adewaledeyforu]

😂

[BRIE🦋🩺 @BettyBriela23]

Life after Graduation, Goated video🙌🏻

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Apa kibwenye ni pink pinku pinku na ni moto kama molten magma ya Mount Nyamuragira .

[𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥🐉 @KatheuNzyimi]

You guys know exactly what you are doing @citizentvkenya 😂😂😂

[✊🏾 Tuirio twega @Annitajoe1]

Does he write these speeches ama zinakuja tu as he goes... 🫣😋😃 Ni kama nitarudi luhya land 😂😂😂😂😂

[mistik terim (yeni) @misbokyeni]

dünyadaki ilk tescilli orospu çocuğu

[Dr Boni Khalwale, MD, CBS @DrBKhalwale]

Our Meru rallies have conclusively decided that Sifuna, it is!

[Ace Sage @acepage47]

Hi please