Onyinye Chinagorom

[Onyinye Chinagorom @Lucelights]

@MTNNG @mtnng what does this mean please? I need to top up my data but it keeps giving me this error message

[Onyinye Chinagorom @Lucelights]

@HenryofCanada You'll be alright 😂

[Onyinye Chinagorom @Lucelights]

@ojessie__ I'm here. Year round na me

[Onyinye Chinagorom @Lucelights]

@AweniOnibata And then both Chioma and the baby survives miraculously...💀

[Onyinye Chinagorom @Lucelights]

@Austeiin She dey her papa house, if e pain you go your papa house 😂

[Onyinye Chinagorom @Lucelights]

@Wizarab10 Quotation marks people! Hei God! 🙆‍♀️

[Onyinye Chinagorom @Lucelights]

@BBNaija All I can say is "Temi listen please"

[Onyinye Chinagorom @Lucelights]

@CollinsIzuu I beg your finest pardon! 😳

[Onyinye Chinagorom @Lucelights]

@UnkleAyo God abeg! 🤣

[Nompumelelo MK @MissLELOMK1]

Being in your 30s is WILD 😂 Everybody is literally living on a completely different timeline.

Some are grandparents.
Some just had their first baby.
Some have teenagers getting ready to graduate.
Some don’t have kids at all.

Some are celebrating 10+ years of marriage.
Some are newlyweds.
Some are divorced and enjoying their freedom.
Some are dating again for the first time in years.
Some are dating 20-somethings. 😭
Some have decided relationships just ain’t their ministry right now.

Some bought their first house.
Some are selling everything and starting over.
Some are building businesses.
Some are clocking in and perfectly happy with their 9–5.
Some are making six figures.
Some are trying to figure out how that light bill got THAT high. 😂

Some are outside every weekend.
Some have to mentally prepare for three business days just to go to brunch.
Some are in the gym at 5 AM.
Some are waking up at 5 AM because their back hurts. 😭

Some look 21.
Some look 48.
Some still get carded.
Some get called "mam" everywhere they go. 😂

Some are healing childhood wounds.
Some are taking care of aging parents.
Some are raising children while still figuring themselves out.
Some are finally learning how to put themselves first.

Some are starting completely over at 35, 36, 37… and realizing they still have PLENTY of life left.

Your 30s will really teach you that there is no universal timeline for life. We can be the exact same age and be in completely different chapters.

And somehow… we’re all just out here trying to figure it out. 😂

Stay with me now… because the 30s are GHETTO, beautiful, confusing, peaceful, expensive and hilarious all at the same time. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Onyinye Chinagorom @Lucelights]

@Sisi_Yemmie I read this somewhere on Instagram few months ago...had to Google it again to be sure I didn't see wrong

[Onyinye Chinagorom @Lucelights]

@arojinle1 Why I first think "ratas"? 😂 A mischief on my own part I suppose?

[Onyinye Chinagorom @Lucelights]

@fifss__ I raise you current price of sanitary pad

[Onyinye Chinagorom @Lucelights]

@MTN180 @MTNNG Kindly check your dm for contact as for the device info, kindly reach out to your office as they collected the device from me. I'm absolutely livid but I'll keep the peace.

[Onyinye Chinagorom @Lucelights]

@MTN180 @MTNNG I was told to give them 3 days to get me a replacement and then radio silence. I had to send a message to them before I was called almost 2 weeks later...give us more time they said. The office is located at Dbb plaza 1st avenue Gwarinpa,Abuja

[Onyinye Chinagorom @Lucelights]

@miradreaamy 13kg

[Onyinye Chinagorom @Lucelights]

@__bigandy If I get bitten by those big headed, yellow coloured soldier ants? Hives. I sweat much? Hives. The weather becomes too cold for me? Hives? I eat raw tomato? Hives. Oh and don't come close to me with periwinkle or anything shell 🤧

[Omo Kogi (Yagba) 🌍 @harrysone9]

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