olivia

rest beautifully madison

[olivia @LuckiEkans]

no one held a closer place to my heart & no one will ever replace u happy 20th princess its still us against the world my lil shorty 4ever💞👼

[Touya! ★ @Touyarokii]

Gen 3 definitely had the best trio of Pokemon starters.

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

MAGA: “I’m switching to Coors Light.”

Coors Light: “The fuck you are.”

[olivia @LuckiEkans]

me “do you remember cd-roms”
gigi “who?”

[olivia @LuckiEkans]

ive never watched rachel rays cooking show a day in my life but suddenly im really affected its ending after 17 years

[olivia @LuckiEkans]

working in automotive sales is very comparable to dance moms

[olivia @LuckiEkans]

i want to be a grandpa like eat a big meal then nap in my recliner in front of the tv with my house shoes on

[olivia @LuckiEkans]

i got drunk last night and bought 5 black tie bath and body works candles

[olivia @LuckiEkans]

@lilstoooopid_ prettiest girl ive ever seen

[helena riley @freshhel]

If i saw a guy cry during the national anthem i would cheat on him

[gill @contactabrother]

polly pocket dresses are 0 calories btw

[olivia @LuckiEkans]

phones ringing mpis up and im in the back microwaving sausages for this guy in a cowboy hat trying to sell meat and cheese out of the back of his van

[olivia @LuckiEkans]

i dotn even wanna hit the vape i just wanna chew on the little rubber inserts they package it in

[olivia @LuckiEkans]

gonna follow in my mothers footsteps and stab myself in the eye with scissors

[olivia @LuckiEkans]

wow its so much warmer out since i went to the bar

[✩ 𝔰𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔥𝔞 ✩ @samsnotalivee]

i graduated yesterday so u already know i had to celebrate by shotgunning my favorite beer 🎓🍻 @PabstBlueRibbon

[olivia @LuckiEkans]

there was this kid a couple grades above me who rode my bus that used to tell me i wasnt short i was just “fun sized” and now hes a registered sex offender so theres that

[olivia @LuckiEkans]

@zaraschwanz they dont actually fly tho just so u know

[olivia @LuckiEkans]

nooo noodle the tik tok pug died ig its a no bones day then

[olivia @LuckiEkans]

“im agoraphobic” “no youre just an alcoholic”