LuckydubCrypto

crypto degen x 👩‍🌾 x holding NFTs to zero

[EllioTrades @elliotrades]

It's not fucking terrible to see the frog catch a day one pump in 2026

Arguably the most raw indicator of risk on/off over the past 4 years

$PEPE

[Coin Bureau @coinbureau]

🚨BREAKING: Crypto liquidations soar to $9.4 BILLION in 24 hours – the LARGEST single-day event ever.

Bigger than LUNA. Bigger than COVID. Bigger than FTX.

We just witnessed history.

[satsdats @satsdats]

This.

Money is not flowing back to on-chain shite anymore. It will sit in cash or rotate to BTC until the next obvious thing rolls around.

People got burnt one to many times and learnt the lesson.

[bizzy @0xBiZzy]

My guy sold $2m worth of fartcoin in one clip and had negative slippage. This man got paid a bonus to sell 🤣

[gake @Ga__ke]

the shitcoin trenches honestly the fastest news outlet in the world lol

[BRYPTO @bryptokenneth3]

CRYPTOCURRENCY GETS 3 BIG BOOMS

BOOM
BOOM
BOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

[pepe @pepe]

don’t stress dude

[vxh0rny @veH0rny]

At 80K: ‘please please just give me a bounce, I’ll sell it.’
At 95K: ‘Adding here, this is just the beginning of the bull run.’”

[kel. @kelxyz_]

it. is. always. darkest. before. pitch. black.

[z🐸 @degenharambe]

Yes you should sell now

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

Bullish af. Alt season. Number gonna go up.

[PattyIce @Pattyice]

Trumps in the telegram yelling fuck the jeets lmao WHAT IS GOING ON?!

[rasmr @rasmr_eth]

Trump’s memecoin took 22 minutes to hit a billion

Wtf were we all doing for 22 minutes 😭😭😭

[wale.moca 🐳 @waleswoosh]

BREAKING 🚨

There's a new OpenSea Foundation registered in the Cayman Islands.

You know what this means…

[croissant @CroissantEth]

polymarket predicts election
us wants to buy 1m btc
trump hires elon + vivek for doge
mcdonald’s + doodles nfts
cobie calls for $250k btc
giga wicks -85% (recovers)
binance lists token for euthanized squirrel, it goes to billions
binance lists act at $18m ($836m now)
robinhood lists pepe
coinbase lists wif + pepe
saylor plans to buy $42b worth of btc
btc hits 92k
blackrock deploys fund on aptos, avax, op, arb and poly
fbi raids polymarket guy’s home
coinbase breaks #10 on app store

this is ~2 weeks in crypto.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

So … what would you say you do here? 😂

[Bera @beracap]

For this bull run to begin:

- Trump avoided a bullet, survived, became a president.
- CZ went to jail and came out just in time
- Musk bought X
- Musk put all his energies to ensure Trump’s win
- Kamala & dems lost badly to trump
- Gary gave up on his job
- Saylor put all his money and energies into BTC
- Larry Fink bought 1% supply of bitcoin and made everyone fomo into it.
- Countless other things happened, sacrifices were made.

After all these sacrifices, you think BTC’s gonna pump only to 90-100K?

Raise your targets. No one’s ready for what’s coming.

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: $366 million liquidated from the cryptocurrency market in the past 60 minutes.