๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ The biggest mystery isn't WHAT was leakedโฆ it's WHO leaked it!
CIA is investigating, reporters are guessing, and even the leaker may be wondering who leaked the leak! ๐๐คฃ
At this rate, the investigation needs its own investigation!
#NVIDIA#JensenHuang#CIA#Iran#strait #hormuz
๐ NVIDIA'S LATEST INNOVATION:
Multi-Girlfriend Processing Unit (MGPU)! ๐
Three users. One CEO. Zero peace! ๐คฃ
Jensen doesn't need a new GPUโฆ he needs a new relationship management system!
Even AI can't debug this relationship! ๐
#NVIDIA#JensenHuang#AI#iran#strait #hormuz
First AI project, then secondโฆ and now a THIRD project? Jensen, how many girlfriends does your AI lab need? ๐
With reports of a third alleged affair, even #NVIDIA 's AI needs a relationship upgrade! ๐คฃ
#JensenHuang#hormuz#AI#iran#strait
https://t.co/LDA4iNpR5q
The Billion-Dollar Invoice ๐
Trump and Netanyahu discuss war.
The Saudi prince discusses the BILL!
โGentlemen, I didn't order this war. Why am I getting the invoice?โ ๐ธ๐คฃ
#saudiarabia#iran#strait#hormuz
Southern Iran: Where the forecast changes faster than the diplomatic situation! ๐
โEven the weather app is waiting for a peace agreement before updating its forecast!โ ๐๐ฉ๏ธ
#Iran#SouthernIran#MiddleEast#StraitOfHormuz
The Weather Forecast ๐ช๏ธ๐
Reporter: "What's the forecast at the US-Mexico border?"
Weather Expert: "High pressure from Washington, strong winds from Mexico, and a 100% chance of illegal migrant storms!" ๐คฃ
#Trump#Mexico#US#Immigration#Tariffs
Nearly 2,000 migrants are heading toward the U.S. border, and theyโre expecting Democrats to welcome them with open arms.
One migrant says he believes Democrats understand the importance of the Latino vote and hopes the party will create opportunities for migrants to build new lives in America.
Download the FOX News app for the latest details: https://t.co/BAyV31y5kz
๐ฎ๐ท THE IRANโUS COFFEE SUMMIT! โ๐คฃ
Iran: "Can we talk?"
Trump: "America doesn't need a deal!"
Iran: "That's fine. We didn't send you an invitation!"
Iran: "Then why did you bring the negotiating team?"
Trump: "They came for the coffee!" ๐๐คฃ
#Iran#Trump#USA#strait
#hormuz
๐ฎ๐ท IRAN'S UNLIKELY INTERNET STAR!
He just wanted to sell sweets. Instead, he became Netanyahu's most famous lookalike! ๐๐คฃ
Sometimes fame comes knocking when you least expect it!
#Iran#Netanyahu#hormuz#strait#saudi
Captain: โWhere is the safest route?โ
GPS: โSorry, even I am scared!โ ๐
Oil prices are rising, ships are nervous, and captains are reconsidering their careers! ๐
#StraitOfHormuz#MiddleEast#Iran#SaudiArabia
THE EXPENSIVE NEIGHBOURS! ๐
Three bulls are fighting over power.
Six neighbours are calculating the damage.
THE INNOCENT AUDIENCE:
"We came here to build businesses, attract tourists and make moneyโฆ
NOT to become spectators in a bullfight!" ๐คฃ
#America#Iran#Israel#UAE #SaudiArabia #Kuwait #Iraq #Bahrain #Oman
The tourist problem
Tourist: "Barcelona is beautiful!"
Local: "Thank you. We used to live here!"
Tourist: "What happened?"
Local: "The rent happened!" ๐คฃ
#Spain#Barcelona#HousingCrisis#Europe
Barcelona Tourist: "Is this the famous European nightlife?" ๐
Local: "Yes, tonight's special attraction is free!"
Tourist: "What's included?"
Local: "Fireworks, smoke, police sirens and a complimentary heart attack!" ๐คฃ
#Barcelona#Spain#Europe#protests
Barcelona: "We came to protest high living costs!"
Tourists: "We came for a #holiday !"
Women "Looks like everyone got an unexpected package deal!" ๐๐คฃ
#Barcelona#Spain#Europe#Protests
๐บ๐ธ Trump: "I said the situation was under control!"
๐ข๏ธ Oil prices: "We never agreed to that!"
Oil prices: "We're going down!"
Investors: "Finally, some good news!"
Oil prices: "Just kidding. We're back!" ๐คฃ๐คฃ
#Trump#OilPrices#Iran#Hormuz#Trending
Hegseth: "Mr President, am I safe?"
Trump: "You have my full support!"
Hegseth: "For how long?"
Trump: "Until I post something else on Truth Social!" ๐คฃ๐คฃ
#Trump#Hegseth#USPolitics#Funny
Ships are burningโฆ ๐ฅ๐ข
Oil prices are fallingโฆ ๐
Man: "Someone explain this economics to me!"
Girlfriend: "Maybe the oil market is watching a different war!" ๐
#Hormuz#OilPrices#Iran#WorldNews#Geopolitics
Trump: "Mission accomplished!" ๐บ๐ธ
Missiles: "Are we still needed?" ๐๐คฃ
Trump: "The war is effectively over!"
US Military: "Great! Can we go home?"
Trump: "Who said anything about going home?" ๐๐คฃ
#Trump#Iran#US#WorldNews#PeaceTalks#Geopolitics
When international #politics enters your kitchenโฆ
Even your fridge is no longer neutral! ๐คฃ๐ง
๐ซ๐ท France: Iran, why are you hacking our refrigerators?
๐ฎ๐ท Iran: We just wanted to freeze the conflict! ๐
#France#Iran#CyberAttack#WorldNews#Funny