Kang (CRYPTID EVENT!)

give me your money NOW!!!!

(he/they)

#funhouse
#parody

[Kang (CRYPTID EVENT!) @LuckyKittyKang]

[Avarice Itself.]

[CRYPTID KANG EVENT!]

[Kang (CRYPTID EVENT!) @LuckyKittyKang]

[something big is trying to pull itself out of the room.]

[the hands creak and contort, another four of them spreading out on the floor. they dig into the wood, cutting deep gouges.]

[Sidney @Sidneycuddlebug]

...

[He stands there, maybe frozen out of fear, shock, maybe confusion. He says nothing.]

[Sidney @Sidneycuddlebug]

...

[He stands there, maybe frozen out of fear, shock, maybe confusion. He says nothing.]

[Kang (CRYPTID EVENT!) @LuckyKittyKang]

[A porcelain hand, covered in cracks, grips the doorframe, fingers splayed out and quivering.]

[Then, a second hand grabs the doorframe.]

[Then another hand.]

[Then another hand.]

[Sidney @Sidneycuddlebug]

[He stands in front of the door, peering inside.]

Kang....??? Hello? I assumed you... um...would be in here.

[Kang (CRYPTID EVENT!) @LuckyKittyKang]

[entering might be a horrible idea.]

[Kang (CRYPTID EVENT!) @LuckyKittyKang]

[his door is wide open.]

[coins spill into the hallway.]

[Kang (CRYPTID EVENT!) @LuckyKittyKang]

[his door is wide open.]

[coins spill into the hallway.]

[Kang (CRYPTID EVENT!) @LuckyKittyKang]

sidney help please PLEASE

[Sidney @Sidneycuddlebug]

???kang? what happened

[Kang (CRYPTID EVENT!) @LuckyKittyKang]

i dont wanna die please someone help me

[Kang (CRYPTID EVENT!) @LuckyKittyKang]

myriam help me please hurry PLEASE

[MYRIAM COLONEEEE!!!1!!!!! @MyriamColonee]

What does this mean?

[Kang (CRYPTID EVENT!) @LuckyKittyKang]

SOMEBODY HELP

[Kang (CRYPTID EVENT!) @LuckyKittyKang]

somebody help

[Kang (CRYPTID EVENT!) @LuckyKittyKang]

somebody help

[Kang (CRYPTID EVENT!) @LuckyKittyKang]

whatever i said to any of you i didnt mean it

[Kang (CRYPTID EVENT!) @LuckyKittyKang]

whatever i said to any of you i didnt mean it

[Kang (CRYPTID EVENT!) @LuckyKittyKang]

IT IS VERY ANGRY

[Kang (CRYPTID EVENT!) @LuckyKittyKang]

IT IS VERY BIG

[Kang (CRYPTID EVENT!) @LuckyKittyKang]

THERES SOMETHING IN MY ROOM

[Kang (CRYPTID EVENT!) @LuckyKittyKang]

what in the double deep fried bacon wrapped on a stick malarkey is going on in my room

[Kang (CRYPTID EVENT!) @LuckyKittyKang]

@Sidneycuddlebug sorry

[Kang (CRYPTID EVENT!) @LuckyKittyKang]

what the knick knack patty whack

[Kang (CRYPTID EVENT!) @LuckyKittyKang]

something is happening to me

[Kang (CRYPTID EVENT!) @LuckyKittyKang]

something is happening to me

[Kang (CRYPTID EVENT!) @LuckyKittyKang]

just snarfed like 14 chomp-a-cinos

the only thing i fear is poverty

[Kang (CRYPTID EVENT!) @LuckyKittyKang]

just snarfed like 14 chomp-a-cinos

the only thing i fear is poverty