Lucy_Cat

Star of Who Moved My Mouse? A Self-Help Book for Cats. Also pretty handy with a jingle ball.

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I don't much care for your singing voice either but you don't see me squirting you with the water bottle.

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DOES THIS COLLAR MAKE MY BUTT LOOK BIG? now available for pre-orders. Meow. http://t.co/PNNgbiO869

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♬ We say meow-ee, meow-ee, meow-ee,oh!
You are now now rocking with http://t.co/ECHEF7AQ... And Lucy, bitch. ♬

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Kibble? For me?? You shouldn't have gone to all the extra effort! AHEM. DO YOU UNDERSTAND SARCASM?

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Hiding in top secret cat cave. Cat cave disappears when bed is made so no one will find it. LUCY CAT IS SO CLEVER.

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Humans think they're putting house up for sale. No one consulted Lucy Cat so no sales are final.

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@EddieWooten Careful, or I'll hire you as our realtor.

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I said MEOW, BITCH.

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CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN WITH THAT INFERNAL COUGHING/HACKING OF YOURS?! Oh wait, that's me. Never mind.

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Happy New...uh, Happy...what was it, wait.. Happy New Y-- OH. WHATEVER. FEED ME.

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New Year's Resolutions: Be nicer, eat less, stay awake, help others. BWHA-HA-HA-HA-HA. OH MY GOD, THAT WAS FUNNY. I NEEDED THAT. SLEEP NOW.

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@TheCatsDiary Head butts back atcha.

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@pinkbunnyr Santa Paws can make anything possible. Have faith, sister.

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All I want for X-mas is headbutts and WORLD DOMINATION.

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HA! Put the smackdown on a jingly ornament hanging from the tree. Eyeing a glass ball hanging there now. THAT'S RIGHT BITCH, YOU'RE NEXT.

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Here's the thing. I'M JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU.

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Pissed Barbara Walters passed me over for most fascinating people of 2012. Did she not hear of my great butt-wiping adventure? RUDE.

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@pinkbunnyr Other cat was IN MY DRIVEWAY. A girl has to take a stand.

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I kicked this cat's ass today. & by kicked his ass I mean I hissed & spit & ran away. THAT'S RIGHT PAL. THERE'S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM.

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Playing (with) ANGRY BIRDS. Don't understand why people think they need an app for this.