Lucy

Enjoyer of aubergines

[Lucy @LucyARyan]

Who invented balloons? 'You know what this party needs? Some plastic sacs of our own breath I'm thinking'

[Lucy @LucyARyan]

@DFDSUKUpdates can you please advise on what to do if we've been waiting to check in for an hour? Will the ferry delay departure or can we be put on a later ferry? Arrived here well before check in time

[Lucy @LucyARyan]

@Eurostar I have waited over a year for a train voucher due to your services cancelling last minute .

[Lucy @LucyARyan]

@Eurostar i have a query regarding your ticket exchanges

[Lucy @LucyARyan]

@Eurostar I havent recieved my evoucher that I've waited for for 8 months. Please advise

[Lucy @LucyARyan]

@SW_Railway can you please confirm what time the 14.55 Vauxhall - Reading train will arrive into Reading. Online is conflicting estimations. Also great spending money to sit on the floor for this journey

[Lucy @LucyARyan]

@EvieLonsdale1 A coat made of egg shells and echoes

[Lucy @LucyARyan]

@Eurostar trying to book with you, at the payment it keeps saying 'last available seat at this price has been booked' and you try to charge me more. I do a new search and the original cost is still available. Please advise i am wasting time here

[Lucy @LucyARyan]

@Mijnijzerwaren jullie contact nummer bestaat niet. Ik moet met iemand spreken over een fout met mijn bestelling

[Lucy @LucyARyan]

So this is life now, asking strangers on the internet 'how big is your poef'

[Lucy @LucyARyan]

@Eurostar I have a confirmed booking for tonight, but I am consistently receiving an error message when trying to book the tickets at home. Please advise

[Lucy @LucyARyan]

@Eurostar been trying to book with you all day and receiving an 'error702' message at the end of the checkout stage. Please advise what to do as my journey is very soon. Thanks

[Lucy @LucyARyan]

This is a picture I drew of my boyfriend and his friend having a battle

[Lucy @LucyARyan]

How delicious it would be to see a beach covered with, instead of sand, Bisto Best chicken gravy granules

[Lucy @LucyARyan]

https://t.co/2hYaBLfjCH

[Carrot Facts @RealCarrotFacts]

one of biggest carrots i ever seen

[Lucy @LucyARyan]

@EvieLonsdale1 you're in terrific luck mate

[Lucy @LucyARyan]

Oh wow, the flag of Alaska is predicting continental futures now

[Lucy @LucyARyan]

Dear Twitter. Need advice. Brother just became a priest. Do i have to call him Father now? pls help

[sweaty five dollars @iscoff]

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[Veronica Dearly @veronicadearly]

It just wouldn't be the same. #howdoeuknow #EUref #VoteRemain