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Making the same joke about “girl dinner” every time I breastfeed the baby and not even sorry

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Surprise, had another baby

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@JamesHadouken @chiwithaC I would ship this so much

[NCT @NCTcharity]

1/3 Eye-opening findings from @PregnantScrewed today shows discrimination against pregnant employees is rife in the workplace. Prospective parents are being targeted and pushed out the door by employers, managers and colleagues for deciding to start or grow their family.

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@MarkDefeo I’m gonna need an example ☁️

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Toddlers are hard work mostly because you have to constantly find answers to questions like “what’s that cloud doing?”

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@_ilikeyourshoes I’ve never found a bikini top that fits in my entire life

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@JamesHadouken 6:06am watch teletubbies
6:15am tidy up duplo
6:30am say “no, you can’t have Jaffa cakes for breakfast” for the 50th time

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@JamesHadouken @DaftLimmy Why do I remember her being 100 years old tho

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@BWalsh__ Donated, smash it Brendo 🥊

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@Huxley_Music

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@JamesHadouken bit rich from someone who forgot to buy their wife an April fools card 🙄

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@hayleymartine We really are, no matter how much I try to fight it

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Exactly why I do NOT recommend the positive birth company 🫡

[HuffPost UK @HuffPostUK]

"It’s one of those topics where when you open the floodgates, you realise how many people feel the same way." https://t.co/M8cEyQQcoR

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Finally a high fashion look I can do

[Lydia Tárt @hannahtindle]

Mia Goth opening for Miu Miu AW23 with frazzled scream queen hair

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People Charlie has told off for making a mess:
A woman knitting but her wool was on the floor “😠 mess”
A dog licking water from a bowl and it was dripping on the floor “😦 mess!”
A tree who dropped all of their leaves on the floor “mess 🤨👉🏼”

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@dangrech Tiktok 🤷🏼‍♀️

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This tomato shortage is a really bad time for the girlies who love a panzanella for lunch every day 🥲