Lucy

'Are you an idiot? No sir, I'm a dreamer'

[Robert J Ellingsworth 🆓 @BY1959]

This was the best episode.

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

BBC News just now.

[Sangita Myska @SangitaMyska]

I was chatting to a friend and we were discussing the strange way in which some politicians, presenters, journalists and commentators appear to have had a sudden epiphany about the slaughter of Palestinians in Gaza. She then reminded me of this book…

[jonny is fed up with Yank Nonsense @sensiblehuman96]

Neither do Gaza's adults.

[Sarah @Sarahjdublin]

I’ve got a wild idea.

Palestine.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Bernie Sanders on Donald Trump’s inauguration:

“When the 3 wealthiest men in America sit behind Trump at his inauguration, everyone understands that the billionaire class now controls our government.

We must fight back.”

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

Lennon song: Show me the source of the leak, that drips and turns honest men weak

McCartney song: Terry the plumber is an honest man, he’ll fix your pipes as fast as he can [tempo change] it’s PIIIIIPE TIIIIIME [key signature change, tempo change] helovespipeshelovespipes

[Wimbledon @Wimbledon]

Thank you for everything you’ve given us, Andy.

[Andrew Baxter @abaxter95]

Biscuit is a very good boy #dogsatpollingstations

[sarah @sahouraxo]

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[Lucy @LucyIsabelle_]

FINLAND WERE ROBBED ‼️

[insane moments in british politics @PoliticsMoments]

SNP leader Alex Salmond shares his ice lolly with a university student in a peculiar manner (1999)

[Lucy @LucyIsabelle_]

@DementiaUK not sure if this email subject is meant to be a joke, but find it in quite poor taste.

[Andrew Baxter @abaxter95]

Everyone when the missions start #TheTraitors

[Lucy @LucyIsabelle_]

@abaxter95 I can’t believe you stole my joke and tweeted it?? Absolutely furious.

[Ken Cheng @kenchengcomedy]

he was just there for the zipline