Lucy Bee

6'1 of fuzzy. Hypocritical grammar pedant and over-user of commas. Stand-up laughter maker and promoter.

[Lucy Bee @LucynThePlot]

Post is from yesterday, but I'm guessing the out of hours contact number still applies. https://t.co/BFCItAQJXE

[Lucy Bee @LucynThePlot]

Beware, Bognor. You're about to get 'restbitten'! #Bognor #bognorregis #chichester #chichesterobserver #localnews #westsussex #ChristmasEve #badjournalism #reddit #spellcheck #respite #proofreading

[Lucy Bee @LucynThePlot]

I can't make this, today, but I know some of you might want to. https://t.co/73Nwq8s9An

[Lucy Bee @LucynThePlot]

@KEBrightbill Aged 8, I learned to use the child lock on my parents' VCR, before they did, so I could operate it, but they couldn't.

[Lucy Bee @LucynThePlot]

One for the cheese fans... 🧀 https://t.co/GoxMqs2CVl

[Lucy Bee @LucynThePlot]

And here to chat, if needed. (Professional counsellor, former Samaritan, etc.) #JoinIn

[Lucy Bee @LucynThePlot]

If you aren't able to have a happy one, today, I hope you can have a peaceful one. It will all be over tomorrow. The best days are never the ones we're TOLD have to be good. With love to you all. #joinin

[Lucy Bee @LucynThePlot]

YES, #Eastenders. YES!!
Such an important conversation. Goosebumps. #metoo #ninasimone #Ibelieveher

[Lucy Bee @LucynThePlot]

Man demonstrates respectful behaviour towards women (including his wife). Internet goes crazy. Treats it as gold standard.
Is it just me who finds that a little bit depressing?!
#HarryRedknapp #ImACeleb #ImACeleb2018 #Equality

[Lucy Bee @LucynThePlot]

This weekend's laughter making. I'll probably be dusting off my banjolele (NOT a euphemism)... https://t.co/8w5SlEqdtK

[Lucy Bee @LucynThePlot]

This is really important. A lot of extremely vulnerable people at risk, if these cuts are allowed to go ahead. https://t.co/Rg6PK8tflw

[Lucy Bee @LucynThePlot]

Could all on @MasterChefUK PLEASE stop commenting on what a great cook @MartinBayfield is "for his height"?! His height is as relevant to his culinary talent as the colour of his shirt! This kind of discrimination would NOT be allowed for any other characteristic!! #MasterChefUK

[Lucy Bee @LucynThePlot]

@Sanjsmash and Nathan Eagle's show 'Stranger Friends' is a midnight hour of wonderfully quirky fun, by two very, very funny people. And, there's dancing. Go.
#Edfringe #EdinburghFringe2018 #EdinburghFringe

[Lucy Bee @LucynThePlot]

@lauralexx 's show, 'Trying'. Go and see it. Really. Hilarious, heartbreaking and really relatable, in equal measure. She puts SO much of herself into it. I wasn't ready for that. Brilliant. #EdinburghFringe2018 #EdinburghFringe

[Caroline Lucas @CarolineLucas]

Good to see some redecorating happening in my corridor over the weekend. Christopher Chope's door looking much better.

[Lucy Bee @LucynThePlot]

This is tonight! Come along. Once you've learned the health benefits of 'Bananarama,' you won't care WHAT the weather is doing...
@brightonfringe @thecaxton
#brightonfringe #brighton #COMEDY #BrightonFringe https://t.co/XAfntICRzP

[Lucy Bee @LucynThePlot]

Tomorrow night is the second performance of my silly fun @brightonfringe show, 'Lifestyle-ISH'. Come and spend an hour with my four characters, and watch me seamlessly doing my own tech, at @thecaxton
#comedy #brightonfringe #Fringe

[Lucy Bee @LucynThePlot]

You are a lovely, supportive Fringe-ite @debs_lennard! Good luck with your final Shame Show. X https://t.co/rKS5UpUPBD

[Deborah Lennard 🎗️ @debs_lennard]

The penultimate weekend of @brightonfringe has been full of laughter & fun thanks to -
@BexTurnerComedy @dan_fardell
@BenadickCarter @CharsleySarah
@Kathkinson @bluesandburlesq
@HeatherjMinor
@50ShadesOfTwem @CCarzana
@gapsion @MsJoNeary
@LucynThePlot @StueyTurner
@hderv

[Lucy Bee @LucynThePlot]

To the men voting 'No,' today: I wish you an extremely painful, shrivelling of the testicles...
#RepealThe8th