Lucy Parry

[Lucy Parry @Lucyparry92]

Right that’s it. Maternity pay just isn’t cutting it anymore. Who wants to buy pictures of my feet?! 🤣

[Lucy Parry @Lucyparry92]

45 days left 👶🤰

[Lucy Parry @Lucyparry92]

Decided to hand wash my car today because I don’t want to speak or look at anyone today 🙃🫠 #mood

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

All four of Ronaldo's goals for Al Nassr today 🤩

[Lucy Parry @Lucyparry92]

Why so serious? #joker

[Lucy Parry @Lucyparry92]

I can’t deal with this sickness for another 52 days. No thank you hun 🤢🤮

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Someone needs to sign this dog 😂

[Lucy Parry @Lucyparry92]

When you called someone out for being skanky, and they denied being skanky. Turns out they were actually lying and are skanky 🥴😂

[Lucy Parry @Lucyparry92]

Had enough like 😅

[Lucy Parry @Lucyparry92]

Urm what is happening? 😂🤣

[Lucy Parry @Lucyparry92]

Ronaldo and Mata are fire together 😍

[Lucy Parry @Lucyparry92]

Sorry, why am I working my ass off 5 days a week to get paid shit. When United players can’t even get us in the top 4 and earn more than I do in 10 years in one week 🙃 I need answers 🫠

[Lucy Parry @Lucyparry92]

Don’t enjoy watching United anymore 🫠

[Lucy Parry @Lucyparry92]

Not impressed with my week off 🙄

[Lucy Parry @Lucyparry92]

Why are people so wet? 🤨

[Lucy Parry @Lucyparry92]

Not sure whether to be happy or sad that I had to unpick stitching on a dress for a wedding so I could squeeze my arse into it. This is why I live in gym leggings 🙄

[Lucy Parry @Lucyparry92]

With Aprils price increases I now fully understand that I’m going to have to start selling pictures of my feet.

[Lucy Parry @Lucyparry92]

Took my works sewing machine home, to set it up. Give it a test drive and it’s reminding me of a granny who falls asleep momentarily then wakes back up 🤣

[Lucy Parry @Lucyparry92]

Why is my feed always full of Tottenham posts when I don’t follow them 😩