Lucy

[Stolen Relatable Tweets @RelatableStolen]

it hurts like hell when you can tell you’re losing a bond with someone you wanted forever with

[Pakalu Papito @pakalupapitow]

people : watch ur language

me : oh shit sorry

[Lewis Vaughan Jones @LVaughanJones]

When your drone runs out of battery over a lake, timing is everything...

https://t.co/btDekWXpoV

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@slashdot Because our universe is actually a microverse in a miniverse. We probably just power someone’s brake lights. https://t.co/0jgPXfsRpJ

[Lucy @LucyStrykowski]

@FefeIsHere_ @SandroTheLoud 🙄

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

*watching The Flintstones*

Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to give vitamins a TV show???

[Pakalu Papito @pakalupapitow]

single by choice

just not my choice

[Lane @CapOutKizzy]

Your bf or gf doesn't have to look better than your ex to be an upgrade. if they have more to offer and do better, then that's an upgrade

[Stolen Relatable Tweets @RelatableStolen]

keep your relationship private but don’t keep ur partner a secret. there’s a difference between privacy and secrecy

[Satan @s8n]

What the fuck is wrong with some of you

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

9-year-old: Can I have a sundae?

Me: It's a little early.

9: There's no wrong time for ice cream.

She beat me with science.

[Pakalu Papito @pakalupapitow]

i wish i had a pair of skinny genes

[amanda @Adizzzyyy]

y’all don’t know how many times i’ve watched this video https://t.co/1CuXGH7MPT