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[CeraVe @cerave]

True or false? Click on the image to learn how selfless nurses are. #ThankYouNurses

[Jrg @craigmacdermott]

I know a bend and snap when I see one

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

gotta say I absolutely do not want a man who is smooth with me. I don’t trust it! clearly they’ve had too much practice I want a bumbling fucking idiot

[anthony christian ocampo 🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈 @anthonyocampo]

Last week, i had my students respond anonymously to the prompt "Things You Wish Your Professors Knew."

With their permission, paraphrasing the responses:

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Happy birthday to the incredible Amy Winehouse who would’ve turned 37 today. ❤️

The singer inspired millions through her honest songwriting and jaw-dropping vocals. Her 2006 album, ‘Back To Black,’ remains an essential listen.

[josh? @josh_soderstrom]

My CNA girlfriend makes less than I do. I unload trucks. She keeps old people alive. She needed to pay for a several week course to get certified. I walked in and applied. That is fucked up.

[Nate @elcapo_801]

INJECT THIS INTO MY VEINS

[Danny Pellegrino @DannyPellegrino]

Me going to HomeGoods with my besties the moment the pandemic is over. #rhony #homegoods

[Alexandra Cooper @alexandracooper]

I can’t stop eating my god I just can’t

[RIGO ��� @rigotravels]

Went out last night and took advantage of empty streets. Milwaukee, WI.

[maybe: clare @clur19]

I am so tired of pretending like I don’t want to be a stay at home wife

[☆ B ☆ @yagorlbex]

does ur heart ever just go

🦋 💓 💓 🦋
💓 🦋 💓
🦋 Pasta 🦋
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[Alexandra Cooper @alexandracooper]

I can’t wait to wake up and eat tomorrow

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

no one:
Barbie:

[Nicole Hockley @NicoleHockley]

Seven years ago started as a normal Friday morning.
After getting Dylan and Jake on the bus, I did chores until I left for an exercise class. While driving to class, I felt a sharp pain in my stomach, so bad that I almost pulled over to the side of the road, convinced I was...

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Isn't it the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you're forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thioglycolate? And wouldn’t someone who’s had, say, 30 perms in their life be well aware of this rule???

[𝒜𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇 𝒲𝑜𝑜𝒹𝓈 @amberwoodssss]

Curly hair me and straight hair me are two completely different people.