Tom Luensman

Can’t drink all day unless you start early in the mornin’

[Tom Luensman @LuensmanTom]

@jake_fokken72 My man Jake! What’s goin on mister?

[Tom Luensman @LuensmanTom]

Fresh off a knee replacement, but guess what? I’m back fuckers! #MillerLites

[Tom Luensman @LuensmanTom]

Just ran out of Miller Lite. Not good because I don’t know how to drive in this stupid snow, so who’s going to get me more?

[Tom Luensman @LuensmanTom]

Gonna have to stock up on some @MillerLite tonight so I can go into 2019 the same way I came into 2018...All sorts of pissed up! #CantDrinkAllDayUnlessYouStartEarlyInTheMornin #MyMan

[Tom Luensman @LuensmanTom]

Merry Christmas Eve fuckers! It’s so nice out I think I might play a few holes of golf and throw back some Miller Lites with the boys! #HoHoHo

[Tom Luensman @LuensmanTom]

You’re a good man @BrainFreeze65, just ain’t found what you’re good for yet

[Tom Luensman @LuensmanTom]

My man @BrainFreeze65, what’s goin on mister?

[Tom Luensman @LuensmanTom]

Takin 5, expect 10, probably gonna get 15

[Tom Luensman @LuensmanTom]

@ChaseLuensmanCI This is an account dedicated to all the wise and funny things Tom says at Fareway

[Tom Luensman @LuensmanTom]

You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig

[Tom Luensman @LuensmanTom]

Let’s get all sorts of pissed up

[Tom Luensman @LuensmanTom]

Tom: You know somethin?

You: No Tom, can’t say I do.

Tom: A 5lb shit in a 3lb bag, that���s somethin