playboi dylan🕺🏻

j chillin yktv | don't take shit i tweet seriously

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

Yall need to apologize to Hunter Biden

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Literal super villain

[ADAM @adamemedia1]

Remember how Donald Trump said he had “nothing to do with Epstein” and then it turned out he’s the main character in the Epstein files and Epstein was even at his wedding?

[SNEAKO @sneako]

Elon Musk has been promising since 2008 to go to Mars but after nearly two decades all he's done is tweet AI porn and show up in the Epstein files.

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 JUST IN: Foodborne illnesses have gone up by 400% in 2026.

This increase is linked to RFK Jr.’s radical changes to food safety standards.

[Covie @covie_93]

Lie so outrageous she had to remove the cross from around her neck because it would burn her.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Per Trump’s public calendar, he has golfed 253 of the 568 days in his second term.

He’s golfed 45% of his presidency.

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

I don’t want to hear a single fucking peep out of maga when I throw the party of the century the day the orange man croaks. No one word.

[Neo-Minuteman @NENS02]

Amazing character development

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

UFC loses $30m on Freedom 250 event at White House https://t.co/ibImTSNPwy

[Mr. Sausage @MrSausageGet]

No one wants to say this so I will:

The two most likely answers to everything going on in America are:

1.) Trump was an Israeli plant all along.

2.) Israel has Trump on tape with underage girls.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

It's a fair question....

"IF HUNTER BIDEN'S LAPTOP AND DICK PICS CAN BE MADE PUBLIC...

IF ASHLEY BIDEN'S DIARY CAN BE MADE PUBLIC....

IF ANTHONY FAUCI'S DIARY CAN BE MADE PUBLIC....

THEN WHY ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES STILL NOT FULLY PUBLIC?"

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

70% of Texans pushed to legalize marijuana and THC; Republicans made it a felony anyway.

They don’t want freedom; they want control over every aspect of your lives, and the sooner people figure it out, the better.

[playboi dylan🕺🏻 @LuhMyron]

@rctfy YOURE THE BEST EVER

[playboi dylan🕺🏻 @LuhMyron]

@vnvah god forbid they do their fucking jobs🙄🤣

[playboi dylan🕺🏻 @LuhMyron]

@Courtly HELLLLLL YEAH

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Man, I gotta say, as an american. I love how trump illegally taxed us and now the biggest corporations in the country get a free check.

Awesome stuff from the don't tread on me, taxation is theft crowd. Appreciate it. You guys are killing it.

Also cool that Trump tried to ruin an Olympian's life because his buddy he gave a no bid contract too fucked up a pool.

Again, incredible stuff from the small, limited government, 2A bro gonna take on a tyrannical government, freedom loving, constitutional #1776 patriots.

You guys are on a roll. Really bringing back the patriotism and love of country. I can feel the red, white and blue flowing through my veins.

Watching a country we are at war with hack our water systems and then watch the president blame americans for it. Just a real chefs kiss. Makes me want to listen to the national anthem over and over.