Luka Muller

Comedian, mostly in Melbourne. Plus I’m on triple j & I have a podcast called Oooh Spooky. I’ll be in EDINBURGH in August and BRISBANE in September.

[Luka Muller @LukaCMuller]

Something cool I saw logging on lst night for the first time in ages

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Here to say pretty please come to my show at Sydney Comedy Festival this week :) 9:15 at the Manning Bar every night, 8:15 Sunday. It has a scratch and sniff card.

https://t.co/LtXGE5buWl

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Posting this here cause mum doesn’t have twitter but wanted to thank her for the Easter gifts this year! Happy easter to all 🐰 🐣 🍫

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Pussy in bio!!!

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@AFC_Ryy Why aren’t they in the final then

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Sorry that this wasn’t true :( self promo has dragged me bck

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Gonna retweet this as my final act on this app and then delete it in. If you have love to confess, speak now xx otherwise buh bye

[Luka Muller @LukaCMuller]

Me: we shouldn’t say “I love them” or “I have a crush on them” about people we admire like musicians, sportspeople etc. We should separate our appreciation of their talent & hard work from their romantic viability”

Me watching the Matildas: all these women is the love of my life

[Luka Muller @LukaCMuller]

Handmade poster, handmade website, handmade show. Independent artist coming through please be nice to me 🙏

The song is called Sniff by Domi & JD Back 👃🫶

[Luka Muller @LukaCMuller]

Let me say this: I’m performing comedy in many different places over the next few months. The show is about the 5 smells that changed my life and comes with a scratch and sniff card.

Tics for all shows at https://t.co/O1eBw4MJKO

[Luka Muller @LukaCMuller]

@matt_hofmann Back at ya big boy. Hope you're enjoying life back in Australia where you are rn xx

[Luka Muller @LukaCMuller]

On the train from London to Edinburgh. They got on the mic before to apologise profusely for running out of sandwiches. Now they’ve run out of hot water, they’ll try to heat more up but not sure how long it takes
Good country here, incredibly normal

[Luka Muller @LukaCMuller]

If only there was a way to not put 911 on a big sign at the airport

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Immediately zoomed all the way in on the calf. All is well, I can tell

[CommBank Matildas @TheMatildas]

👍

#Matildas #FIFAWWC #TilitsDone

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@Thereis83cresco Yeah I was there doing comedy so they set you up with tents and stuff, but there are options to not camp absolutely, they run shuttles in and out all day

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Was at Splendour all weekend and didn’t see a single crowd ask for a shoey or throw anything, great fucken job everyone 🙏🙏🙏🙏

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@MrHunterSmith 🥰🥰

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Go Matildas Go Splendour!

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@NickIBIS Hahaha oh fuck yes. Yeah it was exactly this.

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@NickIBIS Hahaha