Lúkas Jóns

Just a guy that happens to be just a tiny bit obsessed with a couple of tv shows/#MDS/#fuckcancer/IG: lukas.jons

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

NEW HOBBY- Every time Trump gives a thumbs up Photoshop an ice cream cone into his hand.

[Lúkas Jóns @LukasJons]

Fortnite or PUBG? Difficult decision!

[Lúkas Jóns @LukasJons]

It's too cold outside (hey first tweet in forever!)

[Lúkas Jóns @LukasJons]

I made a mistake.I went to Costco in this hot ass 25°c weather. Im practically melting, Im dying. Why did I think this was a good idea!!

[Lúkas Jóns @LukasJons]

every other new tv show has a gay relationship of some kind in it these days and I'm loving it! not just heterosexuals getting all the love!

[Lúkas Jóns @LukasJons]

@KianLawley thx i luv 2 c me happy 2 like 4 realz oops cnt use 2 mny letters n dis

[Lúkas Jóns @LukasJons]

@jk_rowling love how Trump has no problem grabbin em pussies & getting peed on but shaking the hand of a little kid in a wheelchair? oh hell no! #logic

[Lúkas Jóns @LukasJons]

just retweeting so I can now use this Hillary gif to reply to every dumb Trump supporter I see spewing bullshit! https://t.co/3nGyuWLGvG

[Wilhelm Rahn @wilrahn]

@DJ_SAAM @McJesse One clapping Hillary gif, hot from the oven

[Goth Ms. Frizzle @spookperson]

I want to tell you about my friend Eli

[Rachel Kumar @rachelkmr]

Let's not pretend that any of this is about cost. It is, as always, about using fear and hatred to divide. https://t.co/gXi5hKt2Rb

[Lúkas Jóns @LukasJons]

Sometimes I think I can't possibly hate @realDonaldTrump more than I already do but then he just constantly proves me wrong.

[Lúkas Jóns @LukasJons]

@deefizzy I do shit at night that regular ppl do during the day. like clean, do some work, im dead during the day but full of energy at night!

[Lúkas Jóns @LukasJons]

@ParisHilton @SmithMahri "any last words before we execute you?"

- "that's hot"

[Lúkas Jóns @LukasJons]

I mean... who doesn't ride a chicken on their way to work? what kinda shitty dull transportation device do ya'll have?! https://t.co/yMiCmeOKIb

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

There's a statue of a naked woman riding a chicken in Havana's Plaza Vieja. The artist has provided no explanation. (Photo: pedro.)

[Lúkas Jóns @LukasJons]

I've been living in this apartment for 2 yrs & I just now figured out that the shower head thing has 3 different pressure settings! wtf!

[Lauren Jauregui @LaurenJauregui]

Retweet dis if you would like my follow (this is a much easier method)

[Lúkas Jóns @LukasJons]

@jakepaul only "adult acting roles" ur gonna get are if u produce ur own pornos dude

[Lúkas Jóns @LukasJons]

@jakepaul that's what you get for being a mad annoying cunt mate!

[love, bina 🐺 @chaosmacken]

Today's reminder.