Lukas Marchi

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly!

[Lukas Marchi @LukasM87]

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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@MikaelaBou79 The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.

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Leaving for 3-day conference with newsmakers and VIP execs. Will learn a lot.

[Lukas Marchi @LukasM87]

A person swallows approximately 295 times while eating dinner.

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Listening to Aerosmith - Love In An Elevator - Single Version

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@Lucy84Nayyar Listening to The Doors Riders On The Storm

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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.

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People of Ancient China believed that swinging your arms could cure a headache.

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@MariaChopra There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.

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Microsoft taking street photos in the UK http://tinyurl.com/6j74xxe

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Did you read China killing spree suspect held

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The FBI 'Vault' http://tinyurl.com/4x6mmaz

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@TrHnssn Your Highness

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RT Brics against use of force in Libya http://tinyurl.com/5vq66y7

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LeBron James passes Kobe Bryant for No. 1 in jersey sales

[PBS @PBS]

RT @newshour: Tax day breathing down your neck? Some last-minute tips for filing: http://ow.ly/4yMec

[Lukas Marchi @LukasM87]

Fort Sumter Pictures: Destruction of 1st Civil War Battlefield http://is.gd/fGR9XF

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@AgustinK74 Reading The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time by Mark Haddon

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Pia Never Stood A Chance of Winning 'American Idol' http://tinyurl.com/3qn7vz6

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Hack Allows iTunes Music Streaming to Any Device