Luke Cox

The district sleeps alone tonight after the bars turn out their lights

[Luke Cox @Luke11Cox]

This is the twat they took over Foden and Palmer

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

How Jordan Henderson got injured. He was stretchered off after suffering a wrist injury.

[Luke Cox @Luke11Cox]

😂😂

[Callum Hands @Handsey]

Hello this is Mrs Cooper Simon’s mother year 12

[Luke Cox @Luke11Cox]

@Footballtweet Love Ronaldo but Messi literally rolled the ball in twice in a World Cup final

[Chief Goddiz🇺🇲 @GoddayIzakpa]

This is one of the most chilling scenes in Breaking Bad. After Hank discovers that Walter White is the elusive drug kingpin, Heisenberg, the two meet in Walter's garage for a private confrontation. Hank believes he can finally bring Walter to justice, but Walter calmly turns the tables.

[Ammanford AFC @AmmanfordAFC]

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Joe Hopkins makes the switch across Carmarthenshire! He brings Cymru Premier experience to Town after a top flight season with Llanelli.

Croeso Joe!

#TheTownAsOne #EinTref

[Lloydy 🏌️‍♂️🔴 @TheLloyds2021]

Not even being a cunt, but where has the 'star boy' come from for Saka?

People talk about him like he's burst on to the scene like Wayne Rooney / Michael Owen.

Scored 7 PL goals last season in a title winning team. CRAZY overrated you know

[Laurie @LFCLaurie]

ELLIOT ANDERSON becoming the third most expensive player in the history of football might make the official death of the sport.

[Luke Cox @Luke11Cox]

Liverpool every transfer window

[Lydney Town AFC @LydneyTownAFC]

Me seeing all summer signings from the clubs that ‘don’t pay’

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Edward Norton talking to himself at the USA-Türkiye game 😅

[Culers Pro @CulersPro]

🔙🎥: During the Argentina vs Italy clash in the 2022 Finalissima, Ángel Di María received and controlled the ball with his chest, then kept it spinning on his head effortlessly while scanning the entire pitch. An absolute magician.

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[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 The Tartan Army 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @TartanArmyGroup]

What a sight 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Luke Cox @Luke11Cox]

@Jack_Parrish7 Ronnie chucking his hat in - quality

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Messi, Haaland, Mbappé and Kane won’t stop scoring goals

Ronaldo asking Bruno Fernandes for the ball:

[Luke Cox @Luke11Cox]

Olise and Kvaratskhelia miles better than Yamal

[Luke Cox @Luke11Cox]

@DeadlineDayLive That’s Sesko

[Dangerous Thoughts @DangerousThinkg]

Conan's favorite guest of all time, Norm MacDonald

Telling a joke as only Norm could

"Because the light was on"

[🇪🇸🇦🇹 @gaspismo]

Es el mejor video que he visto en mi vida

No entiendo como hemos vivido tantos mundiales sin esta red social

[PurelyFootball ℗ @PurelyFootball]

The 2006 World Cup was football at its absolute peak. 🤩

[JC @Jackcarter98_]

You are a fucking disgrace ‘ended up in’

[Polymarket FC @PolymarketFC]

🇨🇮 Yan Diomandé’s letter to his sister through @PlayersTribune:

“Dear Roxane,

Remember when someone bought me a fake United shirt, and I wrote “Ronaldo 7” on the back with a black Sharpie? We didn’t know what rich or poor was. We only knew happiness.

Remember the 25 people sleeping in just one house back in Abidjan? Mom wanted to watch her soap operas. Everyone wanted to watch movies. Remember how I’d always pretend I was asleep and then sneak to the TV room after midnight? I’d turn the TV way down low. Like, just two volume bars. I’d watch soccer in the dark and dream.

Remember when the grown-ups saw me playing soccer on the dirt and gave me the nickname “Roberto Carlos” because of how hard I kicked? And remember how I secretly got so mad about it, because CR7 was my idol?

Remember when I went to play so far from home? I was 9 years old. Inter Foot Sud Comoé, way out near the border with Ghana. Just a little boy all alone. I don’t know if I ever told you this story, but me and the other kids used to go to the village and steal potatoes because we were so hungry. We called it a “bank heist.” Two kids would distract the shop owner, and the other 18 would run off with two potatoes. They weren’t even good. But they tasted amazing. Hahahah. Even today, it’s my favorite thing to eat. Boiled potatoes with a little oil. It takes me back to those times.

Remember when I got my first real pair of cleats, and I slept with them? Growing up, I always played in those white plastic sandals. Even when I go back home now, I still play in them. It’s our tradition.

Remember when I’d come back home, and you’d tell my neighborhood friends: “Why’d you stop training? Yan’s not gonna buy you cars. You gotta keep working.” You were 10 years old, and you were already my agent.

Remember how we’d sit and dream about moving to France? How we’d go shopping, have our own apartment, and I’d be a rich soccer player, with cars and a big house, and you wouldn’t have to worry about anything. You were the one who always believed I could be the next Cristiano, when everyone else was laughing.

Remember when I moved to the United States for high school, at 15 years old, and I missed home so much? For months, I couldn’t understand what anyone was saying. They sat me next to a French boy, and he’d try to translate everything the teacher said. Remember when I called you and said: “You won’t believe it, the kids here argue with the teachers.” Back home, you know, we wouldn’t even dare blink at our elders.

Remember when I couldn’t believe the boys smoked after school? You used to say it felt like I was in an American TV show.

Remember when they took me for trials at Bournemouth? At Chelsea, Rangers, Olympiacos, Crystal Palace? Eze and Olise came up to me after a training session and said: “Hey, kid, you’re really good.”… but even then, they didn’t sign me.

Even the MLS B teams didn’t want me. I didn’t even know why. They never gave me a reason. The adults handled everything. They just kept taking me all over Europe, and everyone kept saying no.

My visa expired. My dream was over. They sent me back to Africa, and we cried together. You were the only one who never stopped believing. A few weeks later, I signed with Leganés, and we cried different tears.

That was back when I still had emotions. Now, I don’t feel anything. It’s like I’m not even human. Since you died, I’m just empty.”