Luke

Lyla and Daisy’s dad. Walsall ST holder FL3. Trying to drink more Sauv & play golf more in 2026 - not simultaneously.

[Luke @Luke9320]

15 mins before kick off against Walsall in 2016.

Give over.

Cov fans only wanted to know the last 18 months or so.

😴😴😴

[Pete Dudgeon 🇮🇪 @PeteDudgeon1]

I very much doubt we'll ever have the riches of a state owned club like Man City but one thing I know is that we'll always have an identify and an atmosphere at our ground. A great stadium but an absolute soulless atmosphere. #PUSB

[Patrick Christys @PatrickChristys]

Looking forward to Andy Burnham telling the people of Portsmouth that they all have to shut up and take their ‘fair share’ of illegal immigrants tomorrow.

[Luke @Luke9320]

Please let this be the season. Spurs are pants.

[Mo @MoArsenal86]

They instantly attributed that as a Donnaruma own goal but of course completely turned a blind eye on Bruno Fernandes’ record-breaking assist.

Pathetic and a disgrace to legends like Thierry Henry and Kevin De Bruyne.

[Luke @Luke9320]

I’ve thrown out CVs for people who’ve put pronouns on it. Need to grow up.

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

Shout out to everybody who never put their pronouns in their social media bios or email signatures.

[jourdain searles @judysquirrels]

tim curry was just so so funny on the wild thornberrys

[Luke @Luke9320]

Assists from open play as well 😮‍💨

[Simon Bajkowski @spbajko]

My editor's steaming hot take for this season was that Rayan Cherki will break the Premier League assist record and two in seven minutes here changed the game
https://t.co/NxpLyZwTWu

[Luke @Luke9320]

Man City are still pants, pass it on.

[Luke @Luke9320]

6 English-born players starting for City. 2 play for other countries. And another plays for England (Guehi) despite being born abroad.

Still, that’s some going in 2026.

[♧ 𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐞 @Mcfc_Peace]

Bruno Fernandes whenever there’s no set piece to farm from

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

HULLarious

[Luke @Luke9320]

Absolute nonsense that

[Wolves @Wolves]

An update on the use of The Liquidator at Molineux.

https://t.co/j24VwOfM7q

[Will @WillB_2003]

Ollie Robinson, who Rob Key forced out of the setup, bowling with the keeper up, which Rob Key said was ineffective in test cricket.

You have to laugh

[Luke @Luke9320]

Manchester City are pants. Pass it on.

[Lady Jane @RedWhite47vvz]

😂😂😂

[Luke @Luke9320]

Just walked down Gillingham high street and counted 14 (fourteen) barbers/hairdressers and 4 nail salons.

It’s a 5 minute walk. Not dodgy at all.

Sort this fucking country out @andyburnham or pass the controller on to @RupertLowe10

This is beyond a joke.

[Luke @Luke9320]

How have they got worse 😂😂😂

[Rangers Football Club @RangersFC]

Full-Time.

Rangers 1 - 1 Jagiellonia Białystok | (AGG 2 - 3 ) #UEL

[Luke @Luke9320]

Because they’ve been “integrated” into communities

[Home Office @ukhomeoffice]

Fewer than 160 asylum hotels now remain in use across the country, down from 400 at their peak.

All remaining asylum hotels are set to close and be returned to local communities by 2029.

[Luke @Luke9320]

@afcbournemouth Not even a Bournemouth fan but just imagine it like this 😮‍💨

[Luke @Luke9320]

@RetroMCFC I was so happy in my choice to have Bianchi 10 on my home shirt that season.

The joy soon faded 😂