Luke Ⓜ️iner

Career change in progress | Long-suffering Parramatta Eels fan | Occasionally wins at lawn bowls, mostly by accident

[Luke Ⓜ️iner @Luke_A_Miner]

@thomasjameoneil Would love to see how he would have gone bowling on the last day but he has been trending this way for a while

[Luke Ⓜ️iner @Luke_A_Miner]

@BennyScarf I love a good conspiracy theory but reckon their main job is to influence the market and send the mug money in certain directions

[Luke Ⓜ️iner @Luke_A_Miner]

@sandylanceley Less of a selection issue for me - more so if you want to bring Lyon in for him then you want to be bowling last…

[Luke Ⓜ️iner @Luke_A_Miner]

Is Sheffield Shield cricket to blame for Australia’s Test batting woes? 👀

Here’s a comparison of win rates through to 2000, since 2001 & all-time to 2026.

Australia since 2001: 59.4%—highest of the 10.

Thoughts @ESPNcricinfo @cricketcomau?

#TestCricket #CricketTwitter

[Luke Ⓜ️iner @Luke_A_Miner]

Plenty of talk about @CricketAus lack of runs in #TestCricket & the impact of #SheffieldShield, #T20 etc…

Here’s the combined averages of the six leading run-scorers in first-class competitions: 2000 v 2026.

I’ll just leave this here for further discussion… 🏏 #SAvAUS

[Luke Ⓜ️iner @Luke_A_Miner]

Plenty of talk about @CricketAus lack of runs in #TestCricket & the impact of #SheffieldShield, #T20 etc…

Here’s the combined averages of the six leading run-scorers in first-class competitions: 2000 v 2026.

I’ll just leave this here for further discussion… 🏏 #SAvAUS

[Luke Ⓜ️iner @Luke_A_Miner]

@MitchellGlenn Talent is adaptable as the Smith and Head records show. They can fit into a number of puzzle pieces - the concern is the other way - there are a number of jigsaw puzzle pieces that don’t fit into any slot…

[Luke Ⓜ️iner @Luke_A_Miner]

@thomasjameoneil Marnus’s shot was bad enough but if he played the shot Smith did it would be career over. Not saying that should be the case for Smithy just shows the different heat you get when you’re out of the runs…

[Luke Ⓜ️iner @Luke_A_Miner]

@thomasjameoneil Insert comment about said establishment not being able to run a chook raffle

[Luke Ⓜ️iner @Luke_A_Miner]

⚠️ Warning ⚠️ The most dangerous drinking game ever!

Has ANYONE tried the drinking game where you take a shot every time @goodgood_golf Steve’s hat flies off during a drive?⛳️

🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻

#GoodGoodGolf #50states50days

#goodgood https://t.co/v4NLVMrq5t via @YouTube

[Luke Ⓜ️iner @Luke_A_Miner]

@farman4x 100

[Luke Ⓜ️iner @Luke_A_Miner]

@liadreaamy 81

[Luke Ⓜ️iner @Luke_A_Miner]

In a world where everyone’s worried about being PC, #Infamous is a refreshing change.

It doesn’t take itself too seriously, pushes the boundaries just enough, and delivers a genuinely high-quality night of entertainment.

Well worth a watch. 🎪

https://t.co/7UscrYdIk6

[Luke Ⓜ️iner @Luke_A_Miner]

As the great Bob Hawke would have famously declared had he still been alive…

"Any boss who sacks anyone for not turning up today is a bum."

#WorldCup2026 #Socceroos #SBSWorldCup

[Luke Ⓜ️iner @Luke_A_Miner]

Sorry still defends like Jane

[Luke Ⓜ️iner @Luke_A_Miner]

Cobbo is the new Gagai - plays like Jane at club level, plays like Tarzan for @QLDmaroons 🤔

#StateofOrigin #Origin2026 @NRL @NRLonNine

[Luke Ⓜ️iner @Luke_A_Miner]

Cobbo is the new Gagai - plays like Jane at club level, plays like Tarzan for @QLDmaroons 🤔

#StateofOrigin #Origin2026 @NRL @NRLonNine

[Luke Ⓜ️iner @Luke_A_Miner]

Popa walking back into the sheds after that performance. He summed it up best #Proud

@Socceroos @FIFAWorldCup

#Socceroos #FIFAWorldCup #AustraliaVsTurkey #AUSvTUR #WorldCup2026

[Luke Ⓜ️iner @Luke_A_Miner]

@ManlySeaEaglesF up 28–0 over the @DolphinsRLFC at half time purely on energy, intensity and effort which cost nothing

Somewhere at home Seibold’s dog has sore ribs from getting absolutely worked over while he sits on the lounge watching this one @NRL @FOXNRL #nrldolphinsmanly

[Luke Ⓜ️iner @Luke_A_Miner]

I’ve realised tonight my IQ has taken a noticeable hit for two reasons: a couple of drinks… and watching #MAFS

In fairness to the alcohol, it barely moved the needle.

#MAFS, on the other hand, has single-handedly bulldozed whatever critical thinking skills I had left.

[Luke Ⓜ️iner @Luke_A_Miner]

I feel like every episode of #MAFSAustralia that my partner subjects me too makes me slightly dumber @9NewsAUS

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@ASAKESZN 20