Luke Kellerman

Im a third year Construction Management major at the University of Cincinnati. Sometimes I play a sport where you knock a little white ball into a hole⛳.

[Luke Kellerman @Luke_Kellerman]

"Alright fuck it, I'll take the All Star Special" -Abhi

[Luke Kellerman @Luke_Kellerman]

@KyleCraig95 @Willdabeast_31
This will tell you all you need to know.
https://t.co/vAfc5aSEyd

[Luke Kellerman @Luke_Kellerman]

"Luke your breath smells like mint and alcohol" -Dallas Butler 😂😂

[Luke Kellerman @Luke_Kellerman]

Even the best swimmers can't swim with anchors tied to their ankles.

[Luke Kellerman @Luke_Kellerman]

"I got the Mcdick"- Evan Howell

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

True.

[Quincy Penn @silvercatpizza]

You know you're being lazy when your watch reminds you to stand up and then congratulates you for doing so

[Funny Quotes @FunnyQuotees]

Person: "How's life?"

Me: "Yeah, not too bad."

[relatable @byreIatable]

"you can't study all the course material for your final in one night"

not until i shift into

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

[relatable @byreIatable]

Pain is temporary
GPA is forever
•my motto for the next 2 weeks•

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Movie theaters are showing live election results. If Trump wins, they'll just segue right into The Hunger Games.

[A @tactfulnib]

me: *walking across the crosswalk on campus*

car isn't slowing down

me: bring it on

[A @tactfulnib]

my mom: "no girl better try to play games. I was crazier than they are and nobody is gonna play my boy or I will crush them."

moms a savage